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Latest revision as of 20:50, 1 June 2024

Two Wuv
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Written by Andrew Horowitz
Appears on Welcome To Tally Hall (EP), Complete Demos, Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum, Admittedly Incomplete Demos
Sung by Zubin Sedghi
Genre Rock
Language English
Links: YouTube
Spotify
Bandcamp
Demo (Bandcamp)
Alternative Bridges (Bandcamp)


Two Wuv is a song by Andrew Horowitz, though Zubin Sedghi sings it in both the demo and studio versions.

The music video for Two Wuv is the 6th episode of Tally Hall's Internet Show.

History

The song first showed up on Welcome To Tally Hall EP, with a completely different bridge. This bridge featured Andrew and Zubin talking about what they would do to impress the twins. This song was later re-released on Complete Demos, unchanged. While recording the studio version for Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum in 2005, many different phone call edits were attempted. These can be heard on Admittedly Incomplete Demos.

When it was re-recorded and re-released in 2008, the buzzing sound during “you dressed up like a bee” was removed for unknown reasons.

Song Meaning

Two Wuv is about a person who becomes obsessed with famous twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, going as far as planning to stalk them. Eventually it escalates to where the person gets one twin's (presumably Mary-Kate's) phone number and has a unsuccessful phone call with her.

Live Performances

During the summer of 2006 while supporting Puffy AmiYumi, they would change part of the chorus during the outro to "Puffy AmiYumi I hope you understand that I love you a lot and I wanna be your man". This can be heard on a recording of Tally Hall's performance at St. Andrew's Hall on the 18th of July.[1]

Trivia

  • A rough mix of the song exists without the phone call bridge and with different guitars.[2]
  • The title seems to be a play on the words "true love". The use of the word "two" also works because there are two Olsens.
  • Andrew has stated that he wishes that he scrapped the song[3]


Lyrics

I have this little thing
It's probably just a fling
There's two girls I like a lot
I think they're really hot

But I'm not sure if they know
How my love began to grow
It took a lot of time
Right now it's solely mine

Today
I drew a mural of
The things I'd like to love
And where my heart resides
Is with two girls with great eyes

If they just give me a chance
I'd show them what they want
And teach them what they've got
I'd tickle each and every one of their fancies
And I'd take the key to my heart and open it
And let the love shine through

Mary-Kate and Ashley
I hope you understand
That I love you a lot
And I wanna be your man
And I think
That it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments
And enrolled in your school

Mary-Kate
I saw you on TV
You dressed up like a bee
Reminds me of the time
How it's gone and it's gone and it's gone
It's sadness every day that passes without you
And I really wanna really wanna really wanna
Hold you both tight
And tell you you're mine
But instead I sing

Mary-Kate and Ashley
I hope you understand
That I love you a lot
And I wanna be your man
And I think
That it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments
And enrolled in your school

*Ringing*
Olsen twin:
Hello?
Zubin:
Hello?
Olsen twin:
Hello?
Zubin:
Hey, I'm calling from Tally Hall...
Olsen twin:
Wait, say that again, slowly
Zubin:
What?
Hello?
Olsen twin:
Hello?
Zubin:
Hey, I'm calling from Tally Hall, and I just-- *Dial tone*

Mary-Kate and Ashley
I hope you understand
That I love you a lot
And I wanna be your man
And I think
That it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments
And enrolled in your school

I know that life without
You and you
Would be sad
And I know it'd be bad

Mary-Kate and Ashley
I hope you understand
That your loveliness blossomed
And I wanna hold your hands
And I think
That it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments
And enrolled in your school

Mary-Kate and Ashley
I hope you understand
That I love you a lot
And I wanna be your man
And I think
That it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments
And enrolled in your school

Once you learn to love me
Life will be alright

Demo Lyrics

I have this little thing
It's probably just a fling
There's two girls I like a lot
I think they're really hot
But I'm not sure if they know
How my love began to grow
It took a lot of time
But right now it's solely mine

Today!
I drew a mural of
The things I'd like to love
And where my heart subsides
Is with two girls with great eyes
If they just gave me a chance
I'd show them what they want and teach 'em what they've got
I'd tickle each and every one of their fancies
And I'd take the key to my heart and open it, and let the love shine through

Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
And I think that it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school

Mary Kate!
I saw you on TV
You dressed up like a bee
Reminds me of the time
How it's gone and it's gone and it's gone
It's sadness every day that passes
Without you and I really wanna, really wanna
Really wanna hold you both tight
And tell you you're mine but instead I sing:

Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
And I think that it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school

Andrew:
Yeah, I could play them a song
Zubin:
There's probably hundreds of songs out there
Andrew:
Maybe I could play them two songs
Zubin:
Yeah?
Andrew:
Because there's two of them
Zubin:
Yeah

Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
And I think that it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school

I know that life without you and you would be sad
And I know it'd be bad

Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That your loveliness blossomed and I wanna hold your hands
And I think that it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
And I think that it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school

Once you learn to love me, life will be alright
Once you learn to love me, life will be alright
Once you learn to love me, life will be alright

Alternate Bridges

*Ringing*
(Mary-Kate Olsen)
Hello?
(Zubin Sedghi)
Hello?
(Olsen)
Hello?
(Zubin)
Hm?
Hello?
(Zubin)
Mary-Kate, Hi
(Olsen)
Well?
(Zubin)
Hello?
(Olsen)
Hello?
(Zubin)
Hm?
*Dial tone*
*Ringing*
(Olsen)
Hello?
(Zubin)
Mary-Kate, is that you?
(Olsen)
*laughs*
(Zubin)
I'm calling from Tally Hall, and I wanted to know if you wanted to be in one of our songs
(Olsen)
Okay, I don't mean to be harsh, but, lame
*Dial tone*
*Ringing*
(Olsen)
Hello?
(Zubin)
Hey, babe, hi. What's up?
(Olsen)
I'm so tired, I could stay here all day
(Zubin)
I'll come to your house if you want
(Olsen)
You will?
(Zubin)
I'll come, like, right now, if you want, even
(Olsen)
Now? No. I'm not interested

Tabs/Chords

Tabs for Two Wuv are available on Ultimate-Guitar.com

References


Welcome To Tally Hall (EP)
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Complete Demos
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Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum
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1. Good Day
2. Greener
3. Welcome To Tally Hall
4. Taken For A Ride
5. The Bidding
6. Be Born
7. Banana Man
8. Just Apathy
9. Spring And A Storm
10. Two Wuv
11. Haiku
12. The Whole World And You
13. 13
14. Ruler of Everything
15. Hidden In The Sand (hidden track)
16. Mucka Blucka* (bonus track)
17. Dream* (bonus track)
18. Just a Friend** (bonus track)
Good Day (Simlish) (pre-gap bonus track, CD/digital only)
* indicates tracks only available with 2008 digital downloads, a download code or with the 2021 non-vinyl releases
** indicates tracks only available with a download code or on the 2021 non-vinyl releases
Admittedly Incomplete Demos
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1. Another Minute (Live at the Frieze Basement, December 2002)
2. Mobile Phone Premonition (Live at the Frieze Basement, December 2002)
3. Welcome to Tally Hall (Acoustic Demo)
4. Marvin's SFX - Bohemian Rhapsody (Sample)
5. Banana Man (Lounge Version)
6. Blind Pig Introduction (January 2008)
7. Spring and a Storm (Original Demo feat. Ryan Scott)
8. Two Wuv (Alternate Bridges)
9. The Whole World and You (Punk Rehearsal)
10. Just a Friend
11. Songy Song
12. Keep Up The Good Work! Theme
13. Sea Cucumber (Demo)
14. Tally Hall's Internet Show Theme
15. Spiced Rum Commercial (Demo)
16. You & Me (Zubin Lead Vocal Rehearsal)
17. Cannibal (Demo)
18. Who You Are (Demo)
19. Sacred Beast (Demo)
20. Hymn For A Scarecrow (Demo)*
21. A Lady (Demo)
22. The Trap (Demo)
23. Turn the Lights Off (Alternate Bridge)
24. Out in the Twilight (Demo)
25. Fate of the Stars (Demo)
26. Light & Night (Demo)
27. Love Track (Rehearsal)
28. Go (Demo)
29. Color Be Gone (Demo)
30. The Minstrel Boy
31. Welcome To Tally Hall (Reprise) (Demo)*

* indicates tracks added on April 15th, 2022