Lyrics:White Collar Code

Lyrics

BURT:
(Doo Wop, White Collar Code)
(Doo Wop, White Collar Code)

(Doo Wop, White Collar Code)
You better watch out
(Doo Wop, White Collar Code)
A faux pas gets you tossed right in the hole
(Doo Wop, White Collar Code)
Uncouth is a big no no

Fork on the right
(Hell no)
Chopsticks in rice
(Hell no)
Louis on ice
(Hell no)
You better wash you're hands
(THE SNOOCH: Try the oat milk bar soap)

You better checkout
The library is on the honor code
Librarians work pro-bono

Bending the spine
(Hell no)
Steal Gertrude Stein
(Hell no)
Ruin story lines
(Hell no)
We've got the game
(GIZMO: In first edition)

Baby, ya gotta get yourself some gouda
Fancy cheese is traded just look moolah
Baby, ya gotta get yourself burrata, 
and feta

A cheese crate from William Sonoma
That's the White Collar Code

(Doo Wop, White Collar Code)
Yeah, the White Collar Code
(Doo Wop, White Collar Code)

GIZMO:
Hidden in the walls are secret rooms
With stolen art and missing tombs
Push on a brick and walk down stairs
See missing Van Gogh's stashed down there

(Can't wait for you to see'em)
(Used to belong to Museums)

Crime pays for a few
(For a few)
Like me and you
(in cell block 2)

Baby, ya got to do yourself a favor
Get yourself a multipurpose razor
Baby, ya gotta shave the flavor savor,
It's safer

Smooth faces, they will keep in good favor
That's the White Collar Code

BACKGROUND VOCALS:
Code has been passed from generations
(RICHARD: Crime always pays for rich men)
It's a proud tradition... of our nation
(RICHARD: Crime always pays for rich men) 
Pampering the wealthy is an expectation
Part of our foundation

This is how it works in

ALL:
THE U-S-A-M-E-R-I-CA

RICHARD:
Pillow fight

THE SNOOCH:
Oh, we're doing a pillow fight?

RICHARD:
Try to catch me

THE SNOOCH:
Okay, Okay

GIZMO:
Oooo, I haven't been touched like this since Milan

RICHARD:
Stop it you guys, stop it

THE SNOOCH:
It's raining feathers

RICHARD:
Oh my goodness, you're my best friends

''BURT'' & '''GIZMO''':
'''''Maybe it's time we start a prison party'''''
(''Prison Party'')
'''''Do donuts in the yard with a farrari'''''
('''Vroom, Vroom farrari''')
'''''The code was made to never say you're sorry'''''
'''''Not sorry'''''
'''''We're making it rain cheddar and havarti'''''
''That's the White Collar Code''
''Oooo,the White Collar Code''
''White Collar Code''