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== Sketches ==
== Sketches ==
* Wonder, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmS98AwR15o YouTube Link]
===Wonder, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmS98AwR15o YouTube Link]===
* [[Questions Answered]]: Ninjas, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7PaTgLAJbs YouTube Link]
''{A green title card similar to those used before movie trailers appears on the screen reading, "The following NONSENSE has been approved for TALLY HALL AUDIENCES by the Internet Video Association of America"}''
* [[Shark|Drum Solo]], where a high school band covers [[Banana Man]]
 
* [[Joerilla|Note]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iyLOsTGYSA YouTube Link]
''{Cut to the band members laying on the grass, watching the sky as calming piano music plays. After a while, Andrew begins talking}''
* What You Don't Know: Practice, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cknOAzIIhGY YouTube Link]
 
* [[15 Seconds Of Bora]]: Continued, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOlI_YsDXY YouTube Link]
'''ANDREW:''' You guys ever wonder about stuff?
* [[Ruler Of Everything]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sUC-dsW8A YouTube Link]
 
* Takeouts, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZzeSAtOCFM YouTube Link]
'''EVERYONE ELSE:''' No.
* [[Hidden In The Sand]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOFA9kPQ_uU YouTube Link]
 
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===[[Questions Answered]]: Ninjas, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7PaTgLAJbs YouTube Link]===
'''RYAN:''' (reading a message) Dear Tally Hall. Today at school I was attacked by ninjas. What would you guys do in a situation like that? Ilene LeamoTon, Sarasota Springs, Florida.
 
''{Ryan crumples up the letter}''
 
'''RYAN:''' I have a better question for you, Ilene. Dear Ross, when you become a father, will you favor one child over the other?
 
''{Cut to an older Ross sitting on a park bench. A child wearing a Tally Hall shirt comes up to him}''
 
'''JACOB''' Hey, dad! Which one of us do you love the most?
 
'''ROSS:''' Jacob, you're my favorite child. I love you the most.
 
'''JACOB:''' Thanks, dad. I love you the most, too.
 
''{Jacob returns to the playground. Then, a kid wearing a "Don't not listen to Tally Hall" shirt walks up to Ross}''
 
'''DAVID:''' Hey, dad. Jacob said that you said that you love him more than me.
 
'''ROSS:''' David. That's silly. Go along and play.
 
''{David returns to the playground while his father side-eyes him}''
===[[Shark|Drum Solo]], where a high school band covers [[Banana Man]]===
===[[Joerilla|Note]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iyLOsTGYSA YouTube Link]===
''{Cut to Joerilla driving in a car whilst Banana Man plays on the radio. He then stops and attempts to park near a sidewalk only to bump into another car. Joerilla gets out of his car to inspect the damage, which is a broken fender. He goes back to his car to get a disposable cup and marker, on which he writes "Gorilla" on and places on top of the broken car's window}''
 
===What You Don't Know: Practice, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cknOAzIIhGY YouTube Link]===
''{Cut to Ross playing with a paddleball. It is raining outside}
 
'''WYDN NARRATOR:''' Everyone knows that practice is a recipe for success.
 
''{The video turns grayscale}''
 
'''WYDN NARRATOR:''' What you didn't know is that practice is also a recipe for ''{The words "ACID RAIN" appear on screen in a red font}'' '''acid rain...'''
 
''{The screen returns in full color}''
 
'''WYDN NARRATOR:''' ...which can be chemically treated, boiled and prepared to make delicious jambalaya! ''{Cut to Ross outside wearing a chef's outfit, jubilantly throwing something out of a pot. The word "JAMBALAYA!!!" repeatedly flashes above and below him. Festive samba music plays during this scene}''
 
===[[15 Seconds Of Bora]]: Continued, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOlI_YsDXY YouTube Link]===
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''{Cut to an air-vent view of a business meeting}''
 
'''BUSINESSMAN:''' So this is a mission for three days...
 
''{Cut to Future Bora, who is inside of the vent. He texts "CUT OF THE POWER" to Present-Day Bora. The sketch cuts to him, who is currently outside. He picks up a pair of pliers. Cut to Future Bora, who is anxiously waiting. The vent collapses and he falls onto the floor. Cut back to Present-Day Bora, who receives a text message that reads "ABORT! :(". Present-Day Bora runs away, but gets rammed by a car. Cut to Future Bora, who is being held at gunpoint. He suddenly disappears}''
 
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===[[Ruler Of Everything]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sUC-dsW8A YouTube Link]===
''Please view [[Ruler of Everything]]'s page for the song's lyrics.''
 
===Takeouts, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZzeSAtOCFM YouTube Link]===
'''ROB:''' (excitedly) Holy f**k, oh my god!! That's Ross!
 
''{Zoom in on the newspaper Rob is viewing. An image of Ross playing a guitar lines the front page}''
 
'''ROB:''' That's really-
 
''{Cut to the wrestling parody from the [[Good Day]] music video. Like from there, Rob is dressed as a reporter and Andrew is dressed as a wrestler}''
 
'''ANDREW:''' (while ripping his singlet) We know that this-
 
''{Cut to the Computer and Television couple at a picnic}''
 
'''TELEVISION:''' -place is so romantic!
 
''{Cut to Joe (in his gasmask from "Death Request" driving in his car. He is on the phone}''
 
'''JOE:''' Remember your f**king bulls**t making and then you ****-
 
''{Cut to Zubin wearing a swimsuit while in the water. He is visibly struggling}''
 
'''ZUBIN:''' I can't swim!
 
''{Cut to the rest of the band on a boat}''
 
'''JOE:''' Oh, he's drowning.
 
''{Cut to the steamroller from "Taken for a Ride". It has finally driven over the pile of bubble wrap)''
 
''{Cut to a fortune teller}
 
'''FORTUNE TELLER:''' (confused) Okay?
 
''{Cut to a monochrome, upside down scene featuring Rob and two kids}''
 
'''KID #1:''' (Stilted; on the verge of tears) Logic... just creates... order. It doesn't really exist...
 
'''ROB:''' Then how ''do'' we exist?!
 
''{Cut to Rob and a woman in a bar}''
 
'''ROB:''' We're engaged!
 
''{Cut to a scene likely from "Two Wuv". A car with text that reads "Honk if you like hot blondes" is seen}
 
'''ZUBIN:''' So does everyone love hot, uh, hot blondes?
 
''{Cut to Ross honking a car horn and waving to the person in the hot blonde car}
 
'''ROSS:''' Mediocre.
 
''{Cut to Andrew and Joe standing in front of a house. Joe is wearing a hat, and a man also wearing a hat is talking to Joe}
 
'''MAN:''' Outstanding hat sir, where did you get that?
 
'''JOE:''' It's a secret.
 
''{The man walks away}'''
 
'''MAN:''' A secret hat! What will they come of with next?
 
''{Cut to a group of puppet mathematical symbols partying inside of a dollhouse and cheering. The scene pans to another room in the dollhouse, where a 1 and and X are sitting on chairs}''
 
''{Cut to Sally and Lenny driving. Like in their first appearance, they speak in only moos, with subtitles translating what they say}''
 
'''LENNY:''' Woah, I'm sorry. I totally zoned out there. What were you say-
 
'''SALLY:''' Look out!
 
'''LENNY:''' What?! HOLY $***!!!
 
''{Zoom out onto the car driving right into a fallen tree on the road. Lenny steers away from it, but drives off course where he and Sally crash into a barn, run over various characters, and destroy their car and most likely killing them as well}''
 
''{Cut to Joe doing a presentation in front of an audience. He flips his easel to depict an image of various stick figures. After a while, he flips it to a blurred drawing of a penis. The crowd laughs}''
 
''{Cut to Andrew in the spaghetti bath from "Taken for a Ride". The credits play as he speaks}''
 
'''ANDREW:''' Everyday, thousands of children perish from starvation in Somalia. For twenty cents a day, you can feed them. Or you can take a spaghetti bath once a month!
 
''{Cut to a black screen with the text "Tallyhall.com" on it. Andrew is heard laughing in the background. After a few seconds, the music video for "Hidden In The Sand begins}''
 
===[[Hidden In The Sand]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOFA9kPQ_uU YouTube Link]===
''Please view [[Hidden In The Sand]]'s page for lyrics.''


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