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Christian Bale is at your party | Christian Bale is at your party, he's alone | ||
Eating all your queso dip | Eating all your queso dip | ||
Talking on your phone | |||
Uninvited, he just sorta walks into your home | |||
"What don't you f**king understand?" | "What don't you f**king understand?" | ||
Now, Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece | Now, Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece | ||
She is named Amanda but he's calling her | She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice | ||
Brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says: | |||
"What don't you f**king understand?" | "What don't you f**king understand?" | ||
Now he's stabbing at your wife | Now he's stabbing at your wife | ||
"What don't you f**king understand?" | "What don't you f**king understand?" | ||
With | With a carrot for a knife | ||
" | "Give me a f**king answer" | ||
Making fun of your kazoo | Making fun of your kazoo | ||
"Ohhhh good for you" | "Ohhhh, good for you" | ||
Now he's running naked through the crowd | Now he's running naked through the crowd | ||
Everyone can see | Everyone can see | ||
He's terribly endowed | He's terribly endowed | ||
Unabashedly | |||
Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block | |||
"F**k" | "F**k" | ||
Christian Bale is running from policemen | Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street | ||
It's such a scene even uncle Mervin has to tweet | It's such a scene even uncle Mervin has to tweet | ||
Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating: | Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating: | ||
"What don't you F**kin-" | "What don't you F**kin-" | ||
They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command | They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under their command | ||
But he's smiling, almost like he has the upper-hand | |||
A flash of light! | A flash of light! | ||
Christian | Christian Bale has vanished into sand | ||
"What don't you f**king understand" | "What don't you f**king understand?" | ||
</pre> | </pre> | ||
Latest revision as of 05:53, 7 July 2022
« Song page for Christian Bale Is At Your Party
Lyrics
Christian Bale is at your party, he's alone Eating all your queso dip Talking on your phone Uninvited, he just sorta walks into your home "What don't you f**king understand?" Now, Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice Brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says: "What don't you f**king understand?" Now he's stabbing at your wife "What don't you f**king understand?" With a carrot for a knife "Give me a f**king answer" Making fun of your kazoo "Ohhhh, good for you" Now he's running naked through the crowd Everyone can see He's terribly endowed Unabashedly Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block "F**k" Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street It's such a scene even uncle Mervin has to tweet Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating: "What don't you F**kin-" They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under their command But he's smiling, almost like he has the upper-hand A flash of light! Christian Bale has vanished into sand "What don't you f**king understand?"