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===Lyrics===
==Lyrics==
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Are you going to eat that crazy fruit?   
Are you going to eat that crazy food?   
May I please have some of it too?   
May I please have some of it too?   
Oh I hope that it does not give you any just.  
(O I hope that it does not  
This was once a true fantasy of mine
give you indigestion!  
This was once a true phantasy of mine)


Sh*t, it's f*cking bonkers at the farmer's market   
Shucks, it's fussing bonkers  
Drove this G*dd*mn Jeep and there's no place to park it. 
at the farmer's market   
What the f*ck? Gus, check out that lazy dude   
We drove the gosh dang Jeep  
With all that crazy food   
and there's no place to park it
Handing apple samples out to known customers
 
What the fuss? Cuss!
Check out that lazy dude   
with all that crazy food   
handing ample samples
out to non-customers!


F*ck, find that punk, 
Fussing find that punk
If sh*t ever gets dire, 
if scheisse ever gets dire  
What the ****, he's Superman,  
Gosh dang! He's Superman!  
who the heck is the Pier?   
Who the heck's his supplier?   


Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your spaghetti   
Rapunzel, Rapunzel,  
Seriously, though, he's packing patchouli confetti   
let down your spaghetti!  
Srsly tho', he's packing  
chow like confetti   


Ready? Sh*t, uh... 
"Ready?"


Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai  
Shucks! uh...  
banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi, chai,  
ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI  
Seitan pot pie, marbled rye, bedhi'd black eyed peas  
BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI  
bing cherries, chioggia beets, golden bees, gooseberries, 
SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE
cayenne, chestnut, chia, coconut, custard 
dahlia, dates, saffron, dijon mustard, 


Now, Faster--
BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES
CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES 
CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD
DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD


Durian, curry, kale, kasava,  
(You're flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA  
clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava,  
CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA  
garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root,  
GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT  
jalepenos, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit,  
JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT  


lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi,  
LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI  
juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi,  
JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI  
papaya, papalo, marigold, mango,  
PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO  
oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo,  
OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO  


kiwi, catnip, carolina reaper,  
KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER  
egusi, icaco, why can't this be cheaper?   
EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?)  
poppies, asparagus, queen anne's carrots,  
POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS  
broccoli, gac, and that'll take care of us.  
BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us.


You have more? Wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food,  
You have more?  
Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food
thou crazy fuss?  


thou crazy f*ck?  
COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA 
POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA 
RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA 
ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA  


Collard greens, butter beans, vanilla,  
AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES  
pomegranate, pineapple, sarsaparilla,  
WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES  
rambutan, dragonfruit, tapioca, 
PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait...
atemoya, akebia, rose, mocha, 
Almost seems like this should be illegal.
(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)


amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes,  
WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB  
watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes,  
TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD  
parsley, sage, rosemary--wait, hold on, it seems like this should be illegal.   
BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO 
BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.)  


Will these even fit in the vehicle?  
CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA 
KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS 
LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER 
GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER  


Watermelon, marijuana, rhubarb, 
APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH
tamarind, tarragon, turnip, swiss chard, 
PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH 
blueberry, caraway, fennel, cacao, 
SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO
boysenberry, cumin, cantaloupe, (Wow!) 
SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO 


celery, sesame, yam, anise, zenia, 
YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA
kolas, granolas, marconas, gardenia,  
CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA  
lemon, cabbage, ---, ---, and a wiener,  
PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE  
ghost pepper, mustard, cabbage, and me and uh  
GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE  


apple, fig, pear, peach pie, hazel, walnut, beets, 
THYME STRAWBERRY
---, teff taro, chalo, ginger, -----, faro, 
PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY  
portabella,  
MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA
pumpkin, radish, onion, rice, 
ARGYREIA NERVOSA
ginko, olive, maple, ice, 


strawberry, papaya, catskill sherry, 
CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS
Mongolian ---, ---, mimosa, --- nervosa, 
What's with the HEMLOCKS?!  
cucumbers may have shamrocks... what's with the hemlocks?   
BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR
porter, apricots, sour truffles, and flowers,  
TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER  


squash zucchini, macaroni, verchini, then vercheli,  
SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI  
avocadoes, pistachios, cinnamon rose, shelly,    
AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY    
condiments and parsley, we got ---, ---, ---,
PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS
kombucha...and oranges.
CELASTRUS PANICULATUS
KOMBUCHA and ORANGES.


Cash only?? Uh, never mind.  
Cash only?! Uh, nevermind.
 
?ak usediromust urebat o onomebat iuzam onos inōtnoH
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Latest revision as of 05:16, 4 May 2024

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Lyrics

Are you going to eat that crazy food?  
May I please have some of it too?  
(O I hope that it does not 
give you indigestion!  
This was once a true phantasy of mine)

Shucks, it's fussing bonkers 
at the farmer's market  
We drove the gosh dang Jeep 
and there's no place to park it
  
What the fuss? Cuss! 
Check out that lazy dude  
with all that crazy food   
handing ample samples
out to non-customers!

Fussing find that punk
if scheisse ever gets dire 
Gosh dang! He's Superman!  
Who the heck's his supplier?  

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
let down your spaghetti!  
Srsly tho', he's packing 
chow like confetti  

"Ready?"

Shucks! uh...  
ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI  
BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI  
SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE

BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES 
CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES  
CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD 
DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD

(You're flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA  
CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA  
GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT  
JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT  

LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI  
JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI  
PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO  
OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO  

KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER  
EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?)  
POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS  
BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us.

You have more? 
Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food
thou crazy fuss?  

COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA  
POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA  
RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA  
ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA  

AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES  
WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES  
PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait...
Almost seems like this should be illegal.
(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)

WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB  
TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD  
BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO  
BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.)  

CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA  
KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS  
LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER  
GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER  

APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH 
PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH   
SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO 
SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO   

YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA
CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA  
PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE  
GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE  

THYME STRAWBERRY 
PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY  
MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA
ARGYREIA NERVOSA

CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS 
What's with the HEMLOCKS?!  
BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR 
TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER  

SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI  
AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY   
PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS
CELASTRUS PANICULATUS 
KOMBUCHA and ORANGES.

Cash only?! Uh, nevermind.

?ak usediromust urebat o onomebat iuzam onos inōtnoH
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