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==Lyrics== | |||
<pre>(Alex) | <pre>(Alex) | ||
Yee, I'm a wizard, and here is my cloak | |||
Walk around in the | 'Walk around in the woods, make' me feel like the POPE | ||
Just cruisin’ with the breeze on a cloudy day | Just cruisin’ with the breeze on a cloudy day | ||
In only a cloak, what can I say? | In only a cloak, what can I say? | ||
Making all the witches want to come and play | |||
Cause my cloak is so fly and I wear it for days, | 'Cause my cloak is so fly and I wear it for days, hey, uh, | ||
I'm just walkin’ down the path, | |||
Smellin’ the sweet grass, all the witches say I’m like the FLASH | |||
In my cloak; so fast. | |||
In my cloak | I might go for a soak in my cloak, 'cause it’s waterproof. | ||
I might go for a soak in my cloak, | |||
Got a hood on it too, which is honestly just | Got a hood on it too, which is honestly just | ||
Incredibly convenient. | Incredibly convenient. | ||
Lo and behold, there goes an old crone | Lo and behold, there goes an old crone; | ||
Hey old crone, how are your old bones? | Hey old crone, how are your old bones? | ||
(Why do you look so lackadaisical, | ("Why do you look so lackadaisical, | ||
Wand'rin' around in your great big cloak?") | |||
I'm too dressed to be stressed in my great big cloak. | |||
(But what is a wizard without a quest? | ("But what is a wizard without a quest? | ||
What's the point of even living without a quest?") | |||
Lo and behold, | Lo and behold, a gnome and bridge trolls. | ||
Hello gnome | Hello gnome; hello you bridge trolls. | ||
(Just as we gnomes must sit all day, | ("Just as we gnomes must sit all day, | ||
A wizard must quest his life away) | A wizard must quest his life away.") | ||
Am I a wizard without a quest? | Am I a wizard without a quest? | ||
(Just as we trolls must guard the way, | ("Just as we trolls must guard the way, | ||
A wizard never rests and never plays) | A wizard never rests and never plays.") | ||
Tell me am I not a wizard without a quest? | Tell me am I not a wizard without a quest? | ||
I've gone so far, I'm so astray. | |||
I really can’t afford delay. | I really can’t afford delay. | ||
And even though it pains me so, | And even though it pains me so, | ||
I need a quest | I need a quest; it's what I owe. | ||
But | But I've searched for quests, looked high and low… | ||
I need to call my old friend Joe. | I need to call my old friend Joe. | ||
(Pick up | (Pick up... Come on, pick up...) | ||
(Joe) | (Joe) | ||
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(Alex) | (Alex) | ||
Joe | Joe! | ||
(Joe) | (Joe) | ||
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(Joe) | (Joe) | ||
Alex, do not vex | Alex, do not vex; | ||
Variety garden pressure from crones, gnomes, and trolls | Variety garden pressure from crones, gnomes, and trolls | ||
Can make one sicker in the | Can make one sicker in the gully than stoned Micks in rolls | ||
First off, hats off to your tenacity | First off, hats off to your tenacity | ||
In the face of one ambivalent | In the face of one ambivalent queen’s rhapsody. | ||
But | But isn't there a dragon, a basilisk or boss? | ||
A plague of the land or a scourge of special sauce? | A plague of the land or a scourge of special sauce? | ||
(Alex) | (Alex) | ||
I was at a | I was at a crossroad trollin’ the wood feelin’ dope, | ||
In my | In my clo' | ||
(Joe) | (Joe) | ||
O, you have the goods! | |||
But wizards can be perfectly apt without quests, | But wizards can be perfectly apt without quests, | ||
Sometimes we never know what’s best left to test. | Sometimes we never know what’s best left to test. | ||
(Alex) | (Alex) | ||
What if this angst is too legit, and I quit | What if this angst is too legit, and I'th quit, | ||
Or what of a destiny left best to sit? | |||
Where are those heroes about whom Homer spoke | Where are those heroes about whom Homer spoke | ||
'Fore posers took adventure for some brand of joke? | |||
(Joe) | (Joe) | ||
Into this world | Into this world we're thrown... | ||
( | (Alex) | ||
Joseph? Joey Joe? | Joseph? Joey-Joe? | ||
(Joe) | (Joe) | ||
Hm, I can't answer every question for you, | |||
But if | But if you're yearning for a journey here's what you can do: | ||
Tell the bridge trolls | Tell the bridge trolls you've a bigger brother; | ||
They should let you pass to eat the other. | They should let you pass to eat the other. | ||
Now the paths before you split into infinity. | Now the paths before you split into infinity. | ||
Find the one with the mark of the trinity. | Find the one with the mark of the trinity. | ||
( | (Alex) | ||
Something bit me and | Something bit me and I'm leaking body fluids; this hurts... | ||
(Joe) | (Joe) | ||
Sweet, | Sweet, that's street cred with the druids; | ||
Stealth walk through their sacred neighborhoods | Stealth walk through their sacred neighborhoods | ||
On the skirts of Mr. Robin's Hundred Acre Wood. | |||
Climb the redwood taller than the tower, | Climb the redwood taller than the tower, | ||
Half its leaves are really paneled solar power. | Half its leaves are really paneled solar power. | ||
There's a branch at the top that pulls to drop a tunnel; | |||
Cross your arms and | Cross your arms and BRACE YO'SELF to funnel | ||
To a secret room beneath the | To a secret room beneath the Treetown Sound, | ||
Strike a match and fall onto the ground; | |||
Duck under the bed or alarms shall crescendo | Duck under the bed or alarms shall crescendo! | ||
( | (Alex) | ||
K | K; what’s in the box? | ||
(Joe) | (Joe) | ||
It's a Nintendo.</pre> | |||