Difference between revisions of "Lyrics:If It's Not Too Much Trouble"
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And a dash of espionage | And a dash of espionage | ||
Skipping bail, tampered mail, forging sales | Skipping bail, tampered mail, forging sales | ||
If it’s not too much trouble | If it’s not too much trouble... | ||
You’re going to jail | You’re going to jail! | ||
Wait, but, I thought we, ya know, “donated” our way out of this? | Wait, but, I thought we, ya know, “donated” our way out of this? | ||
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Crooked scales (The gavel goes cha-ching) | Crooked scales (The gavel goes cha-ching) | ||
Justice fails (Check out her diamond ring) | Justice fails (Check out her diamond ring) | ||
If it’s not too much trouble | If it’s not too much trouble... | ||
You’re going to jail | You’re going to jail! | ||
Peter, you’re my lawyer | Peter, you’re my lawyer! | ||
You were in charge of the bribes, fix this | You were in charge of the bribes, fix this!! | ||
Fortunately, my duty is complete | Fortunately, my duty is complete | ||
And it’s time for me to move on (Wait, what?) | And it’s time for me to move on (Wait, what!?) | ||
You have radioactive levels of heat | You have radioactive levels of heat | ||
And you are not made of teflon | And you are not made of teflon | ||
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I’m avail (For a new customer) | I’m avail (For a new customer) | ||
To hook another whale (He’s a real bloodsucker) | To hook another whale (He’s a real bloodsucker) | ||
If it’s not too much trouble | If it’s not too much trouble... | ||
You’re going to jail | You’re going to jail! | ||
I’m pretty annoyed that my life is destroyed | I’m pretty annoyed that my life is destroyed | ||
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Truth unveiled (Egg all up on your face) | Truth unveiled (Egg all up on your face) | ||
Life derailed (A national disgrace) | Life derailed (A national disgrace) | ||
I’m in so much trouble | I’m in so much trouble... | ||
I’m going to jail, jail | I’m going to jail, jail!!! | ||
You are hereby sentenced to 87 days in a junior executive suite at the White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa | You are hereby sentenced to 87 days in a junior executive suite at the White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa | ||
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The White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa? | The White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa? | ||
That’s where Cornelius Vanderock is locked up | That’s where Cornelius Vanderock is locked up!.. | ||
I’m doomed | I’m doomed... | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:00, 19 November 2024
Lyrics
On all hundred charges there’s a consensus The law of the land will prevail There’s insider trading, fraud and the rest Plus, all of those damning emails Accepting payola, embezzling moolah And a dash of espionage Skipping bail, tampered mail, forging sales If it’s not too much trouble... You’re going to jail! Wait, but, I thought we, ya know, “donated” our way out of this? I’m sorry to say that your bribe was okay But it wasn’t nearly enough Your political rivals decided to pay To keep you locked up in handcuffs There’s a price for freedom, a million per diem The system, it needs a massage No more bail Crooked scales (The gavel goes cha-ching) Justice fails (Check out her diamond ring) If it’s not too much trouble... You’re going to jail! Peter, you’re my lawyer! You were in charge of the bribes, fix this!! Fortunately, my duty is complete And it’s time for me to move on (Wait, what!?) You have radioactive levels of heat And you are not made of teflon I’ve collected my fee, now you’re no use to me Our relationship was a mirage Time to bail I’m avail (For a new customer) To hook another whale (He’s a real bloodsucker) If it’s not too much trouble... You’re going to jail! I’m pretty annoyed that my life is destroyed I thought we had this in the bag I made love to those I employed Now I’m treated like a scallawag I’m a member of congress Narc’d by an accomplice No honor in my entourage No more bail (No more bail, no more bail, no more bail) Truth unveiled (Egg all up on your face) Life derailed (A national disgrace) I’m in so much trouble... I’m going to jail, jail!!! You are hereby sentenced to 87 days in a junior executive suite at the White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa Jail! The White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa? That’s where Cornelius Vanderock is locked up!.. I’m doomed...