Difference between revisions of "Lyrics:Crazy F****"
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(→Lyrics: Phantasy was changed to "f"antasy, because that's how it's spelled, right? Every bleeped word was put in asterisks.) |
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Are you going to eat that crazy food? | Are you going to eat that crazy food? | ||
May I please have some of it too? | May I please have some of it too? | ||
( | (Oh I hope that it does not | ||
give you indigestion! | give you indigestion! | ||
This was once a true | This was once a true fantasy of mine) | ||
S*** is f***ing bonkers | |||
at the farmer's market | at the farmer's market | ||
We drove the | We drove the g** d*** Jeep | ||
and there's no place to park it | and there's no place to park it | ||
What the | What the f***? Cuss! | ||
Check out that lazy dude | Check out that lazy dude | ||
with all that crazy food | with all that crazy food | ||
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out to non-customers! | out to non-customers! | ||
F***ing find that punk | |||
if | if s*** ever gets dire | ||
G** d***! He's Superman! | |||
Who the | Who the h***'s his supplier? | ||
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, | ||
let down your spaghetti! | let down your spaghetti! | ||
Seriously though, he's packing | |||
chow like confetti | chow like confetti | ||
"Ready?" | "Ready?" | ||
S***! uh... | |||
ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI | ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI | ||
BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI | BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI | ||
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You have more? | You have more? | ||
Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food | Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food | ||
thou crazy | thou crazy f***? | ||
COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA | COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA | ||
Revision as of 20:51, 13 November 2016
Lyrics
Are you going to eat that crazy food? May I please have some of it too? (Oh I hope that it does not give you indigestion! This was once a true fantasy of mine) S*** is f***ing bonkers at the farmer's market We drove the g** d*** Jeep and there's no place to park it What the f***? Cuss! Check out that lazy dude with all that crazy food handing ample samples out to non-customers! F***ing find that punk if s*** ever gets dire G** d***! He's Superman! Who the h***'s his supplier? Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your spaghetti! Seriously though, he's packing chow like confetti "Ready?" S***! uh... ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD (You're flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?) POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us. You have more? Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food thou crazy f***? COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait... Almost seems like this should be illegal. (Will these even fit in the vehicle?) WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.) CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE THYME STRAWBERRY PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA ARGYREIA NERVOSA CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS What's with the HEMLOCKS?! BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS CELASTRUS PANICULATUS KOMBUCHA and ORANGES. Cash only?! Nevermind