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(→‎Lyrics: Added official lyrics from lyrics book. Oh my gosh was this hard to do. (There's probably a few errors but it *should* be good))
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Are you going to eat that crazy food?   
Are you going to eat that crazy food?   
May I please have some of it too?   
May I please have some of it too?   
Oh I hope that it does not give you indigestion.  
(O I hope that it does not  
This was once a true fantasy of mine.
give you indigestion!  
This was once a true fantasy of mine)


Sh*t is f*cking bonkers at the farmer's market   
Shucks is fussing bonkers  
Drove the G*dd*mn Jeep and there's no place to park it
at the farmer's market   
What the f*ck? Gus, check out that lazy dude   
We drove the gosh dang Jeep  
With all that crazy food   
and there's no place to park it
Handing apple samples out to known customers (ooh)
 
What the fuss? Cuss!
Check out that lazy dude   
with all that crazy food   
handing ample samples out to non-customers


F*ck, find that punk
Fussing find that punk
If sh*t ever gets dire
If scheisse ever gets dire  
What the ****, he's Superman,  
Gosh dang! He's Superman!  
who the heck is the Pier?   
Who the heck's his supplier?   


Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your spaghetti   
Rapunzel, Rapunzel,  
Seriously, though, he's packing patchouli confetti   
let down your spaghetti!  
Srsly tho', he's packing  
chow like confetti   


Ready? Sh*t, uh... 
"Ready?"


Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai  
Shucks! uh...  
Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi, chai,  
ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI  
Seitan pot pie, marbled rye.
BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI  
Bedhi'd black eyed peas, bing cherries, chioggia beets, golden bees, gooseberries,  
SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE
cayenne, chestnut, chia, coconut, custard, dahlia, dates, saffron, dijon mustard.
(Now, Faster--)


Durian, curry, kale, kasava, 
BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES
clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava,  
CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES  
garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root, 
CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD
jalapenos, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit, 
DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD


lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi,  
(You're flustered!)DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA  
juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi,  
CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA  
papaya, papalo, marigold, mango,  
GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT  
oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo,  
JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT  


kiwi, catnip, carolina reaper,  
LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI  
egusi, icaco, why can't this be cheaper?  
JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI  
poppies, asparagus, queen anne's carrots,  
PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO  
broccoli, gac, and that'll take care of us.
OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO 


You have more? Wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food, thou crazy f*ck?   
KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER 
EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?
POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS  
BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us.


Collard greens, butter beans, vanilla, 
You have more?
pomegranate, pineapple, sarsaparilla, 
Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food
rambutan, dragonfruit, tapioca, 
thou crazy fuss?  
atemoya, akebia, rose, mocha,  


amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes,  
COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA  
watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes,  
POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA  
parsley, sage, rosemary--wait, almost seems like this should be illegal.  
RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA 
ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA  


Will these even fit in the vehicle?
AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES 
WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES 
PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait...
Almost seems like this should be illegal.
(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)


Watermelon, marijuana, rhubarb,  
WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB  
tamarind, tarragon, turnip, swiss chard,  
TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD  
blueberry, caraway, fennel, cacao,  
BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO  
boysenberry, cumin, cantaloupe, (Wow!)   
BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.)   


celery, sesame, yam, anise, zenias,  
CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA  
kolas, granolas, marconas, gardenias,  
KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS  
lemon, cabbage, faba, leek, and a wiener,  
LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER  
ghost pepper, mustard, cabbage, and me and uh  
GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER  


apple, fig, pear, peach pie, hazel, walnut, beets, 
APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH
---, millet, teff, taro, shallot, ginger, ---, faro,    
PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH    
,----,  mozzarella,
SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO
chopped portabella, 
SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO 
pumpkin, radish, onion, rice,  ginkgo, olive, maple, ice, 


thyme, strawberry, papaya, catskill sherry, 
YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA
Mongolian ---, ---, mimosa, argyreia nervosa,  
CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA  
cucumbers, maypop, shamrocks... what's with the hemlocks?  
PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE  
porter, apricots, sour truffles, xanthan flour,  
GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE  


squash zucchini, macaroni, tortini, vermacelli,  
THYME STRAWBERRY
avocados, pistachios, cinnamon rose, jelly, 
PAPAYA CATSKILL SHERRY  
persimmons, parsley, we got ---, ---, ---,
MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA
kombucha...and oranges. 
ARGYREIA NERVOSA


Cash only?? Uh, never mind.
CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS
What's with the HEMLOCKS?! 
BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR
TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER 
 
SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMACELLI 
AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY 
PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS
CELASTRUS PANICULATUS
KOMBUCHA and ORANGES.
 
Cash only?! Nevermind
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Revision as of 20:42, 2 November 2016

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Lyrics

Are you going to eat that crazy food?  
May I please have some of it too?  
(O I hope that it does not 
give you indigestion!  
This was once a true fantasy of mine)

Shucks is fussing bonkers 
at the farmer's market  
We drove the gosh dang Jeep 
and there's no place to park it
  
What the fuss? Cuss! 
Check out that lazy dude  
with all that crazy food   
handing ample samples out to non-customers

Fussing find that punk
If scheisse ever gets dire 
Gosh dang! He's Superman!  
Who the heck's his supplier?  

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
let down your spaghetti!  
Srsly tho', he's packing 
chow like confetti  

"Ready?"

Shucks! uh...  
ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI  
BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI  
SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE

BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES 
CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES  
CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD 
DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD

(You're flustered!)DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA  
CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA  
GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT  
JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT  

LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI  
JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI  
PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO  
OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO  

KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER  
EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?)  
POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS  
BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us.

You have more? 
Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food
thou crazy fuss?  

COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA  
POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA  
RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA  
ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA  

AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES  
WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES  
PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait...
Almost seems like this should be illegal.
(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)

WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB  
TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD  
BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO  
BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.)  

CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA  
KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS  
LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER  
GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER  

APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH 
PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH   
SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO 
SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO   

YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA
CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA  
PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE  
GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE  

THYME STRAWBERRY 
PAPAYA CATSKILL SHERRY  
MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA
ARGYREIA NERVOSA

CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS 
What's with the HEMLOCKS?!  
BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR 
TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER  

SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMACELLI  
AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY   
PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS
CELASTRUS PANICULATUS 
KOMBUCHA and ORANGES.

Cash only?! Nevermind