Lyrics
SUSAN:
Been married since I turned 18
Never really knew a world without your father
This whole thing's a bother
He may have left me alone most nights
But he was such a great absentee provider
And such a liar
I'm so lost
My, oh my,
what do I do now?
GIRLS:
You no longer have to take his crap
You're a hot mommy and a thirst trap
Become an ex-wife
Time to restart your life
You can go out with your tennis coach Todd
We see how you look at his perfect bod
You've earned a smash inside you're court
A one night match, with love at fault
SUSAN:
Never thought about it that way
Finally, free to do whatever I want
A 40 plus debutant
Gonna skip the ball to drink with bikers
Drag racing all night long
Finally,free to do whatever I want
Get a face tattoo to flaunt
Try cosmetic drugs all day
GIRLS:
Put social service on mute
We'll raise ourselves via parachute
Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah
Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah
A few of us will probably die
Don't let that stop your reckless good time
Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah
Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah, Ooo Woah Oh
ALL:
Now that Daddy (SUSAN: Richard) is nowhere to be found
We're (SUSAN: I'm) gonna paint every part of this damn town
Destroy the family name
He's the one to blame
Living with his shame,
Legacy aflame
Destined for reality show fame
SUSAN:
It's time to live
Just for me
Where's mommy's tennis bag?