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Lyrics:Crazy F****
Lyrics
Are you going to eat that crazy fruit? May I please have some of it too? Oh I hope that it does not give you any just. This was once a true fantasy of mine Sh*t, it's f*cking bonkers at the farmer's market Drove this G*dd*mn Jeep and there's no place to park it. What the f*ck? Gus, check out that lazy dude With all that crazy food Handing apple samples out to known customers F*ck, find that punk, If sh*t ever gets dire, What the ****, he's Superman, who the heck is the Pier? Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your spaghetti Seriously, though, he's packing patchouli confetti Ready? Sh*t, uh... Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi, chai, Seitan pot pie, marbled rye, bedhi'd black eyed peas bing cherries, chioggia beets, golden bees, gooseberries, cayenne, chestnut, chia, coconut, custard dahlia, dates, saffron, dijon mustard, Now, Faster-- Durian, curry, kale, kasava, clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava, garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root, jalepenos, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit, lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi, juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi, papaya, papalo, marigold, mango, oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo, kiwi, catnip, carolina reaper, egusi, icaco, why can't this be cheaper? poppies, asparagus, queen anne's carrots, broccoli, gac, and that'll take care of us. You have more? Wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food, thou crazy f*ck? Collard greens, butter beans, vanilla, pomegranate, pineapple, sarsaparilla, rambutan, dragonfruit, tapioca, atemoya, akebia, rose, mocha, amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes, watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes, parsley, sage, rosemary--wait, hold on, it seems like this should be illegal. Will these even fit in the vehicle? Watermelon, marijuana, rhubarb, tamarind, tarragon, turnip, swiss chard, blueberry, caraway, fennel, cacao, boysenberry, cumin, cantaloupe, (Wow!) celery, sesame, yam, anise, zenias, kolas, granolas, marconas, gardenias, lemon, cabbage, ---, ---, and a wiener, ghost pepper, mustard, cabbage, and me and uh apple, fig, pear, peach pie, hazel, walnut, beets, ,---, teff, taro, challah, ginger, ---, faro, ,----, mozzarella, chopped portabella, pumpkin, radish, onion, rice, ginkgo, olive, maple, ice, thyme, strawberry, papaya, catskill sherry, Mongolian ---, ---, mimosa, argyreia nervosa, cucumbers may have shamrocks... what's with the hemlocks? porter, apricots, sour truffles, xanthan flour, squash zucchini, macaroni, verchini, then vercheli, avocados, pistachios, cinnamon rose, shelly, condiments and parsley, we got ---, ---, ---, kombucha...and oranges. Cash only?? Uh, never mind.