If It's Not Too Much Trouble
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| If It's Not Too Much Trouble (You're Going To Jail) | |
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| Written by | Gregory James Jenkins, Neil Garguilo |
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| Appears on | White Collar Prison, If It's Not Too Much Trouble (You're Going To Jail)(single) |
| Sung by | Lauren Evans, Gregory James Jenkins |
| Duration | 3:03 |
| Genre | Orchestral Comedy |
| Language | English |
If It's Not Too Much Trouble (You're Going To Jail) is the third song in White Collar Prison. It was initially released on April 15, 2024 as a single, before being released as part of White Collar Prison on June 28, 2024.
Song Meanings
Richard Dutch gets sent to jail for his heinous crimes.
Trivia
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Lyrics
On all hundred charges there’s a consensus The law of the land will prevail There’s insider trading, fraud and the rest Plus, all of those damning emails Accepting payola, embezzling moolah And a dash of espionage Skipping bail, tampered mail, forging sales If it’s not too much trouble... You’re going to jail! Wait, but, I thought we, ya know, “donated” our way out of this? I’m sorry to say that your bribe was okay But it wasn’t nearly enough Your political rivals decided to pay To keep you locked up in handcuffs There’s a price for freedom, a million per diem The system, it needs a massage No more bail Crooked scales (The gavel goes cha-ching) Justice fails (Check out her diamond ring) If it’s not too much trouble... You’re going to jail! Peter, you’re my lawyer! You were in charge of the bribes, fix this!! Fortunately, my duty is complete And it’s time for me to move on (Wait, what!?) You have radioactive levels of heat And you are not made of teflon I’ve collected my fee, now you’re no use to me Our relationship was a mirage Time to bail I’m avail (For a new customer) To hook another whale (He’s a real bloodsucker) If it’s not too much trouble... You’re going to jail! I’m pretty annoyed that my life is destroyed I thought we had this in the bag I made love to those I employed Now I’m treated like a scallawag I’m a member of congress Narc’d by an accomplice No honor in my entourage No more bail (No more bail, no more bail, no more bail) Truth unveiled (Egg all up on your face) Life derailed (A national disgrace) I’m in so much trouble... I’m going to jail, jail!!! You are hereby sentenced to 87 days in a junior executive suite at the White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa Jail! The White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa? That’s where Cornelius Vanderock is locked up!.. I’m doomed...
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