Lyrics:Ride of Your Life
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GUARD: But have you slept sans a silky mask? Played golf carrying a bag? Eaten oysters with your hands? (laughs through Richard's verse) RICHARD: Why wouldn't I just use an oyster fork? Wait, are there no oyster forks? What fresh hell is this? GUARD: Stop Collaborate and listen to the type of sound that will be playing up and down Vanilla ice is on loop all year round (RICHARD: That's too much novelty rap) Pumpkin Spice (RICHARD: (gasp) Ew!) Yankee Candles fill the hall smells like a November shopping mall Your life is Starbucks in the fall Shakespeare, Parades, Butterscotch All good in small doses But they're ever present Morning, Noon, and Night Guess what happens when you only drink champagne? Outstanding is reduced to plain Constant carbonation will drive you insane You won't last a day