What's Your Function?

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What's Your Function?
Written by Bob Dorough, Rob Cantor or Norfolk Southern
Appears on N/a
Sung by Rob Cantor
Genre Rock
Language English
Links: YouTube


What's Your Function? is a parody of "Conjunction Junction", written by Bob Dorough for Schoolhouse Rock. It is sung by Rob Cantor


Lyrics

Norfolk Southern what's your function?
Hooking up the country helping business run

(Trains!)
They haul everything safely and on time

(Track!)
They connect the factories built along the lines
We've got the goods to help give this economy a spark
Our trains, tracks, and bridges, oh they'll get you pretty far!

Norfolk Southern what's your function?
Hooking up the country helping (business run)
Norfolk Southern how's that function?
Helping this big country move (ahead as one)

(Build!)
We're investing big to help keep our country in the lead

(Go!)
We keep moving to deliver what you need
And that means (jobs!)
Lots of people making lots and lots of things
Let's get your business rolling now, everybody sing!

Norfolk Southern what's your function?
Hooking up the country helping (business run)
Norfolk Southern how's that function?
Helping this big country move (ahead as one)

Tabs/Chords

Nothing here, yet!