ROB: It reminds us of the circus a little bit, and I think you'll enjoy a little, um... circus?
ZUBIN (?): A lil' circus--
ROB: Here we go. (begins playing, just as his cellphone rings) Oh, my gosh.
(audience laughs hysterically)
ZUBIN (?): Uh, please turn off your cellphones and pagers in the audience.
ROB: Hello? (audience laughter)
ZUBIN: Put it up to the mic.
ROB: Juh-... Joseph? Yeah, I'm, we're--in the concert now. (audience laughter) ... Yeah, I'm on-stage.
ZUBIN: Incredibly, this is not planned.
ROB: Uh, I'm getting a call... PJ's calling me.
(audience laughter)
ROB: Yeah, anyway, are you gonna come?... (bass note, audience laughter)
Yeah, you're probably not gonna make it if you haven't left yet. (audience laughter)
There's only five songs left.
ZUBIN (?): Put it up to the mic. Uh, put it up to the mic, let's hear Joe.
(at the same time, a girl in the audience is saying, "We have the whole other half of the concert(s).")
ROB: Okay, I have to- I have to go, though, because I'm doing this right now.
You're riding-- he's riding a motor-- okay, that's not... doesn't make any sense.
I'll see you later, though. Okay, goodbye. All right.
(applause)
ZUBIN: Rob... Rob Cantor, ladies and gentlemen.
(audience laughter, guitar begins, fade out)