| Meet Your Crew | |
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| Written by | Gregory James Jenkins, Neil Garguilo |
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| Appears on | White Collar Prison |
| Sung by | Neil Garguilo, Lucas Grabeel, Alex Lewis, Greg |
| Duration | 2:31 |
| Genre | Orchestral Comedy |
| Language | English |
Meet Your Crew is a song by White Collar Prison.
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Lyrics
THE SNOOCH: Richie, baby, I'm reality show superstar The Snooch And these are our quad mates Fashion designer Gizmo Guccini and music festival producer Burt Bonnaroo BURT: Let me get your bags GIZMO: Welcome home Membro del congresso THE SNOOCH: Fear not, Prisoner newb The needy and poor won't bother you anymore Fret not, inmate 202 These hollowed halls house elite criminals On the outside, I was a TV star (GIZMO: Then the IRS checked Myanmar) I had 26 accounts offshore Maybe a few million took a detour Now my branding deals are "Force Majeure" Oh well, now I'm in jail (GIZMO: Bellissimo) There's a tiki bar (GIZMO: It's awesome) And I make a mean kona cocktail Oh boy, now I'm in jail (GIZMO: Do I taste passion fruit?) I'm still a big star And I still eat caviar BURT: I ran a festival that scammed a few (GIZMO: I bribed a coach at a Big U) Apparently fraudulence will get you time (GIZMO: And loving your children is a crime) Now I can't afford to buy celebrity friends (GIZMO: My kids go to city college in a Benz) The goal is to keep our holes protected ALL: Thank god we got the judge elected This is where you go when you're well connected Oh boy, now we're in jail So light a cigar It's basically a mixer for Yale Oh boy, welcome to jail Write a memoir And sell it The accommodations have been perfected This is what you get when you're well connected RICHARD: Okay, I guess this is jail A little bizarre It feels like black-tie for blackmail I guess this is jail (bell rings) There's a trolley car Amazing This is much better than expected This is what you get when you're well connected THE SNOOCH: Kona cocktail? RICHARD: Uh, sure (sips) Outstanding
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