| I'm Not a Guru | |
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| Written by | Neil, Greg |
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| Appears on | White Collar Prison |
| Sung by | Dwayne Colbert, Zabeth Russell, Greg, Neil |
| Duration | 1:04 |
| Genre | Orchestral Comedy |
| Language | English |
I'm Not a Guru is a song by White Collar Prison.
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Lyrics
SPOKESMAN: I'm not selling anything (Nothing) I don't have a product (Giggle, Giggle, Giggle) I'm simply here to tell you everything's going to be okay (Everything's going to be okay) Whatever you've done, whatever harm you've caused to yourself or others, there is a light at the end of this journey (Go to the light) I'm not pushing religion I have no cures I have no answers I'm just telling you everything's going to be okay RICHARD: Aww, that's really sweet THE SNOOCH: Yeah, it's nice to see good people just sending postive messages SPOKESMAN: Now please send me a check for $50,000 to the address on the screen, right now (Send us the money) Again, I'm not selling anything I'm not a guru I'm just a regular guy And I want $50,000 No strings attached No expectations You'll never see this money again RICHARD: Huh THE SNOOCH: Yeah, Yeah It really took a turn I think I'm gonna send it RICHARD: Yeah Me too
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