Lyrics:The Mind Games Start Already

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COCKTAIL WAITRESS:
Cocktails? Cigars?
Perhaps something from the dessert tray?
I must warn you the flourless chocolate lava cake takes 45 minutes to prepare,
and it may not be ready before you're formerly incarcerated

RICHARD:
The mind games start already
Just give me a sazerac and Munson Berry whip

COCKTAIL WAITRESS:
I'm sorry, sugar,
I'm not familiar with a... Munson Berry?

RICHARD:
It's a berry that is bioengineered exclusively on my autumn property
Are you sure you don't have it?
It's always available to me when it's autumn

COCKTAIL WAITRESS:
I'm terribly sorry, sweetie,
but I don't think we have the berry that you chemically engineer on your private farm

RICHARD:
Sazerac will be fine, thank you

COCKTAIL WAITRESS:
I'll be right back with the drink, sir

PRISONER:
Oh shit, the Guard

GUARD:
First time in the spa hole, fish?

RICHARD:
Yes....

GUARD:
A pretty congress boy like you is going to be up to his lapel pin in guff

RICHARD:
I can handle guff