THE SNOOCH:
So, Richie-baby, you says you was a congressman on the outside?
RICHARD:
Yup
33rd District of New York
It was gerrymandered just for me and I
(sigh)
Well, I screwed it up
GIZMO:
No, don't say that, my sweet principe
You just didn't play by their rules
BURT:
That's right
You made your own rules and followed them to the strictest letter of your law
THE SNOOCH:
And just because your laws happened to be in conflict with the law set forth by society
All of a sudden you're a criminal?
Yeah, right
RICHARD:
I never really thought of it that way
THE SNOOCH:
Stick with us and you're not going to be doing too much thinking at all
RICHARD:
I was looking through the welcome basket
and I noticed a Winnimere spread, Panda Jerkey, and a bottle of Moet-Chandon,
but no rule book
GIZMO:
That's because there are no rules... ufficialmente
BURT:
That's right
But this place is full of Unofficial-mente rules