Lyrics:Daughter Friend Finder

Lyrics

SPOKESWOMAN:
So your daughter finally turned 18 and you want to f*ck her friends
That's totally natural and not predatory at all
But good luck convincing your judgy daughter that her friends are fair game

Well, now you don't have to thanks to Daughter Friend Finder
It's the only dating app that connects 50 year old fathers with their daughter's very hot newly legal friends
It works like this...

What am I saying?
You don't care how it works
You're busy and drunk and probably have trace amounts of cocaine in your system
You just want results and we're providing them

DaughterFriendFinder.com
You get the idea

RICHARD:
That was information that I now have and will store away for the next... 9 years?

THE SNOOCH:
Yeah, you really don't want to jump the gun on that product