| Haiku | |
| Written by | Rob Cantor |
|---|---|
| Appears on | Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum |
| Sung by | Rob Cantor |
| Genre | Rock |
| Language | English |
Haiku is a song by Rob Cantor.
Fun Facts
This is a great song in and of itself. Genius lyric writing. But there's a lot going on in the background; the extra spaces before the song starts going and even during it. The auditory scene set by the track in the beginning is that they're playing in a small bar with a jerky audience. There's some talking going on at the beginning.
At one point, Paul Mansoor (who is also known as the guy who cannonballs into the pool in Joe Hawley's movie "The Other Way") yells out "PLAY THE BANANA SONG!" and at another time, Henry Birdseye (great-grandson of Clarence Birdseye, inventor of frozen food) is taking a phone call and says in a low, muffled voice: "Hey, what's going on." and "That depends on what kind of surfboard you wanna buy." then says he'll have to call back because the band starts to play.
Joe is kind of the drunk guy that gets up on stage and starts singing without permission. He is boo'd off only to return later and sneak in the yelled line: "I wrote a haiku for you!"
Lyrics
I have been trying To write a haiku for you Some things I just can't do Maybe you're beyond Ancient Asian poetry Or maybe it's just me I have been trying To get this haiku just right all night For you; alright I'm through Maybe this poem Was lost in the sauce we spilled That never got refilled I've never thought much Of formulaic verse anyway And rhymes are not my fort(e) I have been trying To get this haiku just right all night For you; alright I'm through I'm trying not to try too hard But you're hard to write down right So I pen these tried attempts At haikus for you tonight Lah dah dee diddum Lah dah dah dum doo ditto Dum doo lah dee doh There, that's sufficient I wrote a haiku for you (He wrote a haiku for you) Well I tried at least, and that's not so bad I'm working here; can that be said for you? I'm trying not to try too hard But you're hard to write down right So I pen these tried attempts At haikus for you tonight Words don't work like Webster says They trip me up all night I'm just trying to write for you But you're hard to write down right
Tabs/Chords
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NOTE: If you want the Am can be C but I like Am better) (Added by Steamlord313: Alternate [and in my opinion better] chords have been added in parentheses.) G I have been trying Am (C) D (F# dim) G To write a haiku for you Am (C) D (F# dim) Some things I just cant do G Am (C) Maybe you're beyond D (F# dim) G Ancient Asian poetry Am (C) D (F# dim) Or maybe it's just me G I have been trying Am (C) D (F# dim) Em A To get this haiku just right all night Em A D For you; alright I'm through G Maybe this poem Am (C) D (F# dim) G Was lost in the sauce we spilled Am (C) D (F# dim) That never got refilled G I've never thought much Am (C) D (F# dim) G Of formulaic verse anyway Am (C) D (F# dim) And rhymes are not my forte G I have been trying Am (C) D (F# dim) Em A To get this haiku just right all night Em A D For you; alright I'm through CHORUS: F Dm G C I'm trying not to try too hard F G C But you're hard to write down right F Dm G C So I pen these tried attempts F G Am D At haikus for you tonight SOLO: G Am (C) D (F# dim) (x2) G Lah dah dee diddum Am (C) D (F# dim) G Lah dah dee doom doo ditto Am (C) D (F# dim) Dum doo lah dee doh G (N.C.) There, that's sufficient Am (C) D (F# dim) Em I wrote a haiku for you A Em Well I tried at least, and that's not so bad A D I'm working here; can that be said for you CHORUS: F Dm G C I'm trying not to try too hard F G C But you're hard to write down right F Dm G C So I pen these tried attempts F G Am D At haikus for you tonight F Dm G C Words dont work like Webster says F G C They trip me up all night F Dm G C I'm just trying to write for you F G C But you're hard to write down right