Lyrics:Nathan Naimark

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Lyrics

Nathan
Nathan Naimark
Loves to laugh and cavort with his friends
Lives in Pheonix
Where he makes his home
School for the arts he attends

Nathan
Nathan Naimark
He can shoot lazer beams from his groin (magical groin)
He's a racist (wait!)
Wait that's someone else

Nathan we hope you'll join in going
Ooh la la la
He's won our grand prize
Ooh la la la
All of his friends are nice guys
Ooh la la la
He's light in the dark
Nathan
Nathan Naimark

Hurray for
Nathan Naimark (hurray-mark)
He's the guy that the song is about (magical groin)
Loves the theatre
Lives to act and sing (la la la la la la la)

Nathan we want to shout
Ooh la la la
He's won our grand prize
Ooh la la la
He's twice his own size
Ooh la la la
He's light in the dark
Nathan
Nathan Naimark

Ooh la la la
And we have met his grandma
Ooh la la la
It was in Texarkana
Ooh la la la
We had a picnic in the park
With grandma
Grandma Naimark
Mother of Nancy
Nancy Naimark
Mother of Nathan [Peapop] Naimark
Mother of none