Two Wuv

Two Wuv
Written by	Andrew Horowitz
Appears on	Welcome To Tally Hall (EP), Complete Demos, Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum
Sung by	Zubin Sedghi
Genre	Fabloo/Wonky Rock
Language	English

Two Wuv, a song by Andrew Horowitz.

Lyrics

I have this little thing
It's probably just a fling
There's two girls I like a lot
I think they're really hot

But I'm not sure if they know
How my love began to grow
It took a lot of time
Right now it's solely mine

Today
I drew a mural of
The things I'd like to love
And where my heart resides
Is with two girls with great eyes

If they just give me a chance
I'd show them what they want
And teach them what they've got
I'd tickle each and every one of their fancies
And I'd take the key to my heart and open it
And let the love shine through

Mary-Kate and Ashley
I hope you understand
That I love you a lot
And I wanna be your man
And I think
That it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments
And enrolled in your school

Mary-Kate
I saw you on TV
You dressed up like a bee
Reminds me of the time
How it's gone and it's gone and it's gone
It's sadness every day that passes without you
And I really wanna really wanna really wanna
Hold you both tight
And tell you you're mine
But instead I sing

Mary-Kate and Ashley
I hope you understand
That I love you a lot
And I wanna be your man
And I think
That it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments
And enrolled in your school

*Ringing*
Olsen twin:
Hello?
Zubin:
Hello?
Olsen twin:
Hello?
Zubin:
Hey, I'm calling from Tally Hall...
Olsen twin:
Wait, say that again, slowly
Zubin:
What?
Hello?
Olsen twin:
Hello?
Zubin:
Hey, I'm calling from Tally Hall, and I just-- *Dial tone*

Mary-Kate and Ashley
I hope you understand
That I love you a lot
And I wanna be your man
And I think
That it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments
And enrolled in your school

I know that life without
You and you
Would be sad
And I know it'd be bad

Mary-Kate and Ashley
I hope you understand
That your loveliness blossomed
And I wanna hold your hands
And I think
That it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments
And enrolled in your school

Mary-Kate and Ashley
I hope you understand
That I love you a lot
And I wanna be your man
And I think
That it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments
And enrolled in your school

Once you learn to love me
Life will be alright

Demo Lyrics

I have this little thing
It's probably just a fling
There's two girls I like a lot
I think they're really hot
But I'm not sure if they know
How my love began to grow
It took a lot of time
But right now it's solely mine

Today!
I drew a mural of
The things I'd like to love
And where my heart subsides
Is with two girls with great eyes
If they just gave me a chance
I'd show them what they want and teach 'em what they've got
I'd tickle each and every one of their fancies
And I'd take the key to my heart and open it, and let the love shine through

Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
And I think that it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school

Mary Kate!
I saw you on TV
You dressed up like a bee
Reminds me of the time
How it's gone and it's gone and it's gone
It's sadness every day that passes
Without you and I really wanna, really wanna
Really wanna hold you both tight
And tell you you're mine but instead I sing:

Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
And I think that it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school

Andrew:
Yeah, I could play them a song
Zubin:
There's probably hundreds of songs out there
Andrew:
Maybe I could play them two songs
Zubin:
Yeah?
Andrew:
Because there's two of them
Zubin:
Yeah

Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
And I think that it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school

I know that life without you and you would be sad
And I know it'd be bad

Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That your loveliness blossomed and I wanna hold your hands
And I think that it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
And I think that it'd be totally cool
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school

Once you learn to love me, life will be alright
Once you learn to love me, life will be alright
Once you learn to love me, life will be alright

Alternate Bridges

*Ringing*
(Mary-Kate Olsen)
Hello?
(Zubin Sedghi)
Hello?
(Olsen)
Hello?
(Zubin)
Hm?
Hello?
(Zubin)
Mary-Kate, Hi
(Olsen)
Well?
(Zubin)
Hello?
(Olsen)
Hello?
(Zubin)
Hm?
*Dial tone*

*Ringing*
(Olsen)
Hello?
(Zubin)
Mary-Kate, is that you?
(Olsen)
*laughs*
(Zubin)
I'm calling from Tally Hall, and I wanted to know if you wanted to be in one of our songs
(Olsen)
Okay, I don't mean to be harsh, but, lame
*Dial tone*

*Ringing*
(Olsen)
Hello?
(Zubin)
Hey, babe, hi. What's up?
(Olsen)
I'm so tired, I could stay here all day
(Zubin)
I'll come to your house if you want
(Olsen)
You will?
(Zubin)
I'll come, like, right now, if you want, even
(Olsen)
Now? No. I'm not interested