At the Club

At the Club
Written by	Rob Cantor, Rick Lax
Appears on	Mr. President, There’s an Asteroid Headed Directly For the Earth: The Musical
Sung by	Rob Cantor
Duration	0:28
Genre	Musical
Language	English

At the Club is a song by Rob Cantor and Rick Lax. It is the second song in Mr. President, There’s an Asteroid Headed Directly For the Earth: The Musical. It would later be reprised in At the Club (Reprise).

Song Meanings

To poke fun at the stereotype of clubs.

Lyrics

At the Club!
Beautiful women who don't have a date
At the Club!
Their standards get lower the longer you wait
Music is blaring, so no conversation
Passion is flaring without hesitation
Pressed up so close there's a general genital rub...
At the Club!