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I've been sleeping in a cardboard box
Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
And even though I know I haven't got a lot
I try to give you love until the day you drop
I've been training like a Pavlov dog
Let my independence out to take a hike
All you got to do is activate my bell
And I'll fetch you anything you like
Going once! Going twice!
Every man here has a price!
Over where? Over there!
Sold! To not a single lady in here
I've been in like a thousand times
Dated every woman in the atmosphere
I've been to every continent
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
Just remember not to love me when I disappear
I graduated at the top
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
Going once! Going Twice!
Won't these gentlemen suffice?
Any here? Any there?
Any motions anywhere?
Going twice! Going thrice!
Guess this means we'll go four times a lady
I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need
You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around)
And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need
Don't worry I will never let you down, let you down
Don't worry I will never let you down
So many ladies are wanting for mates
And the prospect are good but the date's never great.
Over here! Over there! Over where? Anywhere!
They're too busy with winning the bidding to care
And he's
Sold
Joe Hawley Solo Demo Lyrics
(Humming)
I’ve been sleeping in a cardboard box
Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
And even though I know I haven’t got a lot
I’ll try to give you love until the day you drop
(Humming)
I’ve been training like a household dog
Working with the babies and the safety bike
All you’ve gotta do is activate my cell
And then I’m gonna fetch you anything you like
Going once
Going twice
Every man here has a price
Over where
Over there
Sold to not a single woman in here
I’ve been here like a thousand times
Dated every lady in the atmosphere
I’ve been to every continent
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
And if I’m not the type of guy you like to circumvent, just remember not to love me when I disappear
I graduated at the top
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
So if you have a fantasy of being queen
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
Going once
Going twice
Won’t these gentlemen suffice
Any here
Any there
Any motions anywhere
Going twice
Going thrice
Guess this means we’ll go four times a lady
I promise I’ll be all you need, ever need
You’ll never have to shop around (don’t shop around)
And I’ll give you all you ever need, ever need
Don’t worry I will never let you down (let you down)
Don’t worry, I will never let you down