Lyrics:Show Me Your Resume

Lyrics

(gasp)

PERRY:
Okay, if that's how it's going to be
Y'all better peel out that moleskin
Hope you got your resume handy, 
cuase that's how we settle butter beef in the cafeteria

Linkedin bout to see a fire storm
We light the ma'fucking long form
I'm talking CV 
so you can see me
and all my curriculum vitae

Hit me with that beat Bobby Brandies

Start it up with education
Harvard for under graduation
Warton grad matriculation
I'm dripping with accreditation

Intern at CAA
Summa Cum Laude
You know I swam up in the NC-Cluckin-AA

Medals like Lochte
If you needed a breast stroked,
you find me chillin at the porcelain club

Staffer for Georgy Dub,
an olympic sub
Angel for GrubHub
Passive Income

VP at Saudi Aramco
EVP at KFC then PepsiCo
From there it's all CFO and CEO
Stacking up on these letters
Like a rich man does Tic Tak Toe

We in the special skills
Expert at counting bills
A true philanthropist
I walk-a-thon the best

These legs are stretching out wide and still quite nimble
I'm flexin' like a single letter stock ticker symbol

Oooooooooooooo
(The whole room goes crazy)

M-m-m-m-m-m-murder

You're up, Fish

RICHARD:
Oh, wow
Okay
Okay, here we go
Uh
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

I am actually, just going to give you the butter
You're a lot better at this than me
Okay, Bon appetit