Lyrics:Twin Pet

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Lyrics

SPOKESMAN:
Whoopsie
You killed the dog
and your kids will be home from school any minute
Fret not, we've got you covered
With Twin Pet
Just scan what's left of the animal's face
and we'll have an identical pet to your house in less than an hour

How do we do it?
That's our little secret
All you need to know is that you'll never have to suffer the unbearable hassle of talking to your children about mortality, ever

Twin Pet: Where pets never die... sort of

THE SNOOCH:
Oh, I've used that so many times
I kill so many freakin' animals
(they all laugh)

Oooooh,I kill 'em