The sink was bored
It decided to become alive
And began dripping onto itself.
The pace accelerated until it had clogged itself
And now the sink was dripping, dripping, dripping more
Until if felt it was filled, climbing over the ledge onto the floor
The dog came running in moments later,
Confused and barking,
And slipped on the wet floor in its excitement,
not sure what had happened, blood diffusing into the water,
The owner entering and seeing the red soaked water
Called the sleeping plumber,
Unaware,
Who told them,
BEWARE OF THE UNTAPPED SINK!