Ride of Your Life

Ride of Your Life
Written by	Gregory James Jenkins, Neil Garguilo
Appears on	White Collar Prison
Sung by	Julia Piker, Greg
Duration	1:12
Genre	Orchestral Comedy
Language	English

Ride of Your Life is a song by White Collar Prison.

Song Meanings

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Trivia

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Lyrics

GUARD:
But have you slept sans a silky mask?
Played golf carrying a bag?
Eaten oysters with your hands?
(laughs through Richard's verse)

RICHARD:
Why wouldn't I just use an oyster fork?
Wait, are there no oyster forks?
What fresh hell is this?

GUARD:
Stop
Collaborate
and listen to the type of sound that will be playing up and down
Vanilla ice is on loop all year round
(RICHARD: That's too much novelty rap)

Pumpkin Spice
(RICHARD: (gasp) Ew!)
Yankee Candles fill the hall
smells like a November shopping mall
Your life is Starbucks in the fall

Shakespeare, Parades, Butterscotch
All good in small doses
But they're ever present
Morning, Noon, and Night

Guess what happens when you only drink champagne?
Outstanding is reduced to plain
Constant carbonation will drive you insane
You won't last a day

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