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''{David returns to the playground while his father side-eyes him}'' | ''{David returns to the playground while his father side-eyes him}'' | ||
===[[Shark|Drum Solo]], where a high school band covers [[Banana Man]]=== | |||
===[[Joerilla|Note]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iyLOsTGYSA YouTube Link]=== | |||
''{Cut to Joerilla driving in a car whilst Banana Man plays on the radio. He then stops and attempts to park near a sidewalk only to bump into another car. Joerilla gets out of his car to inspect the damage, which is a broken fender. He goes back to his car to get a disposable cup and marker, on which he writes "Gorilla" on and places on top of the broken car's window}'' | |||
===What You Don't Know: Practice, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cknOAzIIhGY YouTube Link]=== | |||
''{Cut to Ross playing with a paddleball. It is raining outside} | |||
* [[Hidden In The Sand]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOFA9kPQ_uU YouTube Link] | |||
'''WYDN NARRATOR:''' Everyone knows that practice is a recipe for success. | |||
''{The video turns grayscale}'' | |||
'''WYDN NARRATOR:''' What you didn't know is that practice is also a recipe for ''{The words "ACID RAIN" appear on screen in a red font}'' '''acid rain...''' | |||
''{The screen returns in full color}'' | |||
'''WYDN NARRATOR:''' ...which can be chemically treated, boiled and prepared to make delicious jambalaya! ''{Cut to Ross outside wearing a chef's outfit, jubilantly throwing something out of a pot. The word "JAMBALAYA!!!" repeatedly flashes above and below him. Festive samba music plays during this scene}'' | |||
===[[15 Seconds Of Bora]]: Continued, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOlI_YsDXY YouTube Link]=== | |||
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''{Cut to an air-vent view of a business meeting}'' | |||
'''BUSINESSMAN:''' So this is a mission for three days... | |||
''{Cut to Future Bora, who is inside of the vent. He texts "CUT OF THE POWER" to Present-Day Bora. The skecth cuts to him, who is currently outside. He picks up a pair of pliers. Cut to Future Bora, who is anxiously waiting. The vent collapses and he falls onto the floor. Cut back to Present-Day Bora, who receives a text message that reads "ABORT! :(". Present-Day Bora runs away, but gets rammed by a car. Cut to Future Bora, who is being held at gunpoint. He suddenly disappears}'' | |||
{{Template:15SecondsofBora Intro}} | |||
===[[Ruler Of Everything]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sUC-dsW8A YouTube Link]=== | |||
''Please view [[Ruler of Everything]]'s page for the songs lyrics.'' | |||
===Takeouts, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZzeSAtOCFM YouTube Link]=== | |||
'''ROB:''' (excitedly) Holy f**k, oh my god!! That's Ross! | |||
''{Zoom in on the newspaper Rob is viewing. An image of Ross playing a guitar lines the front page}'' | |||
'''ROB:''' That's really- | |||
''{Cut to the wrestling parody from the [[Good Day]] music video. Like from there, Rob is dressed as a reporter and Andrew is dressed as a wrestler}'' | |||
'''ANDREW:''' (while ripping his singlet) We know that this- | |||
''{Cut to the Computer and Television couple at a picnic}'' | |||
'''TELEVISION:''' -place is so romantic! | |||
''{Cut to Joe (in his gasmask from "Death Request" driving in his car. He is on the phone}'' | |||
'''JOE:''' Remember your f**king bulls**t making and then you ****- | |||
''{Cut to Zubin wearing a swimsuit while in the water. He is visibly struggling}'' | |||
'''ZUBIN:''' I can't swim! | |||
''{Cut to the rest of the band on a boat}'' | |||
'''JOE:''' Oh, he's drowning. | |||
''{Cut to the steamroller from "Taken for a Ride". It has finally driven over the pile of bubble wrap)'' | |||
''{Cut to a fortune teller} | |||
'''FORTUNE TELLER:''' (confused) Okay? | |||
''{Cut to a monochrome, upside down scene featuring Rob and two kids}'' | |||
'''KID #1:''' (Stilted; on the verge of tears) Logic... just creates... order. It doesn't really exist... | |||
'''ROB:''' Then how ''do'' we exist?! | |||
''{Cut to Rob and a woman in a bar}'' | |||
'''ROB:''' We're engaged! | |||
''{Cut to a scene likely from "Two Wuv". A car with text that reads "Honk if you like hot blondes" is seen} | |||
'''ZUBIN:''' So does everyone love hot, uh, hot blondes? | |||
''{Cut to Ross honking a car horn and waving to the person in the hot blone car} | |||
'''ROSS:''' Mediocre. | |||
''{Cut to Andrew and Joe standing in front of a house. Joe is wearing a hat, and a man also wearing a hat is talking to Joe} | |||
'''MAN:''' Outstanding hat sir, where did you get that? | |||
'''JOE:''' It's a secret. | |||
''{The man walks away}''' | |||
'''MAN:''' A secret hat! What will they come of with next? | |||
''{Cut to a group of puppet mathematical symbols partying inside of a dollhouse and cheering. The scene pans to another room in the dollhouse, where a 1 and and X are sitting on chairs}'' | |||
''{Cut to Sally and Lenny driving. Like in their first appereance, they speak in only moos, with subtitles translating what they say}'' | |||
'''LENNY:''' Woah, I'm sorry. I totally zoned out there. What were you say- | |||
'''SALLY:''' Look out! | |||
'''LENNY:''' What?! HOLY $***!!! | |||
''{Zoom out onto the car driving right into a fallen tree on the road. Lenny steers away from it, but drives off course where he and Sally crash into a barn, run over various characters, and destroy their car and most likely killing them as well}'' | |||
''{Cut to Joe doing a presentation in front of an audience. He flips his easel to depict an image of various stick figures. After a while, he flips it to a blurred drawing of a penis. The crowd laughs}'' | |||
''{Cut to Andrew in the spagetthi bath from "Taken for a Ride". The credits play as he speaks}'' | |||
'''ANDREW:''' Everyday, thousands of children perish from starvation in Somalia. For twenty cents a day, you can feed them. Or you can take a spaghetti bath once a month! | |||
''{Cut to a black screen with the text "Tallyhall.com" on it. Andrew is heard laughing in the background. After a few seconds, the music video for "Hidden in the Sand begins}'' | |||
===[[Hidden In The Sand]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOFA9kPQ_uU YouTube Link]=== | |||
''Please view [[Hidden in the Sand]]'s page for lyrics.'' | |||
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