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+==Lyrics==
+<pre>
+THE SNOOCH:
+Richie, baby,
+I'm reality show superstar The Snooch
+And these are our quad mates
+Fashion designer Gizmo Guccini and music festival producer Burt Bonnaroo
+BURT:
+Let me get your bags
+GIZMO:
+Welcome home
+Membro del congresso
+THE SNOOCH:
+Fear not, Prisoner newb
+The needy and poor won't bother you anymore
+Fret not, inmate 202
+These hollowed halls house elite criminals
+On the outside, I was a TV star
+(GIZMO: Then the IRS checked Myanmar)
+I had 26 accounts offshore
+Maybe a few million took a detour
+Now my branding deals are "Force Majeure"
+Oh well, now I'm in jail
+(GIZMO: Bellissimo)
+There's a tiki bar
+(GIZMO: It's awesome)
+And I make a mean kona cocktail
+Oh boy, now I'm in jail
+(GIZMO: Do I taste passion fruit?)
+I'm still a big star
+And I still eat caviar
+BURT:
+I ran a festival that scammed a few
+(GIZMO: I bribed a coach at a Big U)
+Apparently fraudulence will get you time
+(GIZMO: And loving your children is a crime)
+Now I can't afford to buy celebrity friends
+(GIZMO: My kids go to city college in a Benz)
+The goal is to keep our holes protected
+ALL:
+Thank god we got the judge elected
+This is where you go when you're well connected
+Oh boy, now we're in jail
+So light a cigar
+It's basically a mixer for Yale
+Oh boy, welcome to jail
+Write a memoir
+And sell it
+The accommodations have been perfected
+This is what you get when you're well connected
+RICHARD:
+Okay, I guess this is jail
+A little bizarre
+It feels like black-tie for blackmail
+I guess this is jail
+(bell rings)
+There's a trolley car
+Amazing
+This is much better than expected
+This is what you get when you're well connected
+THE SNOOCH:
+Kona cocktail?
+RICHARD:
+Uh, sure
+(sips)
+Outstanding
+</pre>