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Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters | JH: Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters | ||
Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her." | Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her." | ||
In other words, she ate him. | In other words, she ate him. | ||
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Just to clarify. | Just to clarify. | ||
Basketball, a basketball. | MG: Basketball, a basketball. | ||
Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball. | Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball. | ||
I went there: your mother is a basketball. | I went there: your mother is a basketball. | ||
A basketball, she's a basketball. | A basketball, she's a basketball. | ||
Stop. Everybody take 5. | AR: Stop. Everybody take 5. | ||
Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe. | Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe. | ||
Let it all out; don't hold back; incriminate. | Let it all out; don't hold back; incriminate. | ||
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What did you say his mother was again? (A basketball.) | What did you say his mother was again? (A basketball.) | ||
A basketball. | MG: A basketball. | ||
After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall. | After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall. | ||
She's also fat--not sure if I mentioned that-- | She's also fat--not sure if I mentioned that-- | ||
Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact. | Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact. | ||
Man, that's wack. I object! But, to change the subject, | JH: Man, that's wack. I object! But, to change the subject, | ||
I double | I double dribbl'd your Mom's bombs and she liked it. | ||
Now I'm flying higher than a | Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper, | ||
Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper. | Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper. | ||
I believe you need a reason like you're Zeppelin Piper. | MG: I believe you need a reason like you're Zeppelin Piper. | ||
If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cuz I like her | If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cuz I like her | ||
She's spherical, meaningful, | She's spherical, meaningful, queer, and clerical, | ||
A leather planet with the gravity that makes | A leather planet with the gravity that makes you feel the pull | ||
Ooh, feeling it now, moves smooth, so | AR: Ooh, feeling it now, moves smooth, so adroit. | ||
World's hearing it now, down under to Detroit. | World's hearing it now, down under to Detroit. | ||
Pity the pal who fails to score a swish, | Pity the pal who fails to score a swish, | ||
Never gonna hit the buzzer 'cuz she just won't fit! | Never gonna hit the buzzer 'cuz she just won't fit! | ||
Not that curvy's bad boys, | Not that curvy's bad boys, in fact, it's sad | ||
But the women's NBA's not all round and rad. | But the women's NBA's not all round and rad. | ||
Don't be lose ground, be a man; | Don't be lose ground, be a man; | ||
Do they fit basketballs with gastric bands? | Do they fit basketballs with gastric bands? | ||
Oedipus Rex, Electra complex, | JH: Oedipus Rex, Electra complex, | ||
Pegasus | Pegasus wings on these foot springs but I digress. | ||
Surf's up! I board a tidal wave of jump | Surf's up! I board a tidal wave of jump | ||
Yo' 'boks probably don't even pump, chump. | |||
I got pump up | |||
MG: Sup? | |||
JH: I got pump up 'boks, I'll palm my ball in my hand. | |||
And shoot infinity points from up across this land | And shoot infinity points from up across this land | ||
So you can't pass the man if you know what's best, son. | So you can't pass the man if you know what's best, son. | ||
lest you wanna become a tripping guessing lesson. | |||
SK: Slam dunk! | |||
JH: Foul? | |||
MG & JH: Ref, make the call! | |||
AR: Oh gee, oh gosh, this is all too much | |||
Oh gee, oh gosh, this is all too much | |||
Guys, I gotta confide--I'm just an actress, y'all | Guys, I gotta confide--I'm just an actress, y'all | ||
Picked last at the dang-blasted casting call. | Picked last at the dang-blasted casting call. | ||
Some games don't have winners | MG: Some games don't have winners | ||
Some chickens don't end up on plates for dinners, | Some chickens don't end up on plates for dinners, | ||
They contain the innards | They contain the innards | ||