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|name = Joe Hawley | |name = Joe Hawley | ||
|photo = JoeHawley.png|thumb | |photo = JoeHawley.png|thumb | ||
|relation = Current Member of Tally Hall | |relation = Current Member of Tally Hall | ||
|birth_date = September 23, 1982 (39 as of 2021) | |birth_date = September 23, 1982 (39 as of 2021) | ||
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|yearsActive = 2002-Current | |yearsActive = 2002-Current | ||
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==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
===Early Life=== | ===Early Life=== | ||
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On the 2006 website<ref>[https://skyetheguy.com/DoubleOOP/joe.html https://skyetheguy.com/DoubleOOP/joe.html]</ref>, Joe's bio read thusly: | On the 2006 website<ref>[https://skyetheguy.com/DoubleOOP/joe.html https://skyetheguy.com/DoubleOOP/joe.html]</ref>, Joe's bio read thusly: | ||
<blockquote><i>joe is the tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial. | <blockquote><i>joe is the tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial. | ||
MAJOR: film/english | MAJOR: film/english | ||
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COLONEL: popcorn | COLONEL: popcorn | ||
SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US | SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US | ||
TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE: | TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE: | ||
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FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.* he's pondering it right now. | FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.* he's pondering it right now. | ||
*DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time. | *DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time. | ||
TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST: | TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST: | ||
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2. part-native american? Y | 2. part-native american? Y | ||
4. three? N | 4. three? N | ||
"JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 BOB AND DARLINE HAWLEY</i></blockquote> | "JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 BOB AND DARLINE HAWLEY</i></blockquote> | ||
When Joe updated the website later on, he elaborated a bit, re-copyrighted himself, and took out one of his pet deaths<ref>[https://skyetheguy.com/DoubleOOP/joe-1.html https://skyetheguy.com/DoubleOOP/joe-1.html]</ref>. And it read like so: | When Joe updated the website later on, he elaborated a bit, re-copyrighted himself, and took out one of his pet deaths<ref>[https://skyetheguy.com/DoubleOOP/joe-1.html https://skyetheguy.com/DoubleOOP/joe-1.html]</ref>. And it read like so: | ||
<blockquote><i>joe is the humble tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial. | <blockquote><i>joe is the humble tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial. | ||
MAJOR: film/english | MAJOR: film/english | ||
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LIEUTENANT: dan | LIEUTENANT: dan | ||
SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US | SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US | ||
TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE: | TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE: | ||
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FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.* he's pondering it right now. | FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.* he's pondering it right now. | ||
*DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time. | *DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time. | ||
TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST: | TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST: | ||
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4. four? N | 4. four? N | ||
5. encyclobeatles joehawleyca? Y | 5. encyclobeatles joehawleyca? Y | ||
if joe hawley persists, contact your local joe hawley control center immediately. | if joe hawley persists, contact your local joe hawley control center immediately. | ||
"JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 THE UNIVERSE</i></blockquote> | "JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 THE UNIVERSE</i></blockquote> | ||