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-In an amblin' van lived a banjo man
+In a ramblin' van lived a banjo man
-and his name was Hot Rod Duncan
+and his name was Hot Rod Duncan.
 He didn't know why they called him that
-but he just went along with it
+but he just went along with it.
-Hot Rod Duncan always felt ashamed
+Hot Rod Duncan always felt ashamed.
-Hot Rod Duncan didn't know his name
+Hot Rod Duncan di'n't know his real name.
-(Poor Hot Rod)
+(Poor Hot Rod...)
-Now Hot Rod had a savvy dad
+Now, Hot Rod had a brilliant dad
-who died for the business part
+who knew the banjo business.
 The instrument was relevant
-as long as it played like art
+as long as it looked the part.
-Hot Rod Duncan di'n't know how to string it
+Hot Rod Duncan di'n't know how to string it.
-Hot Rod Duncan opted just to wing it
+Hot Rod Duncan just opted to wing it.
-(Oh well)
+Soon Hot Rod was the best because he travelled well and wise.
+The van was actually an electric spaceship in disguise.
-Soon Hot Rod was the best because
+Hot Rod Duncan hail'd from the Appalachians.
-he traveled well and wise
+Hot Rod Duncan transcend'd other nations.
-The van was actually
-an electric spaceship in disguise
-Hot Rod Duncan hail'd from the Appalachians
+(Yeeeeee haw.)
-Hot Rod Duncan transcend'd global nations
-(Yee-ha)
+(Go Hot Rod! Take it, Hot Rod.)
+('S wrong, can't take it? Gotta learn how to string up that banjo. I'll tell you what...)
-(Go, Hot Rod. Take it, Hot Rod.)
+One time he took his banjo to
-(He said take it.)
+the planet Jupiter.
-(What's the matter, can't take it? You gotta remember to string up that banjo. I tell you what.)
+Among the rife intelligent life
+he managed to locate her.
-One time he flew his banjo to
+Hot Rod Duncan found a un-a-corn
-the planet Jupiter
+Hot Rod Duncan viewed his share of porn.
-Among the rife intelligent life
-he managed to locate her
-Hot Rod Duncan found his unicorn
+(He was lonely all in that spaceship band.)
-Hot Rod Duncan: magically reborn
-Eventually he came to see
+Eventually, he began to see
-the banjo was his friend
+the banjo was his friend.
-He help'd that girl to spacey whirls
+The spacy lady with a sexy Sadie
-she learn'd him how to bend
+who learned him how to end.
-Hot Rod Duncan strung that banjo well
+Hot Rod Duncan strung that banjo well.
-Hot Rod Duncan played it purty swell
+Hot Rod Duncan played it 'purty swell.
-(You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?)
+(They adopted a dog named Cloister!)
-When Hot Rod came to know his name
+When Hot Rod came to know his name,
-he returned to planet Earth
+he returned to planet Earth.
-and this is where (by just a hair)
+And this is where, by just a hair,
-he finally glean'd his worth
+he finally gleaned his worth.
-Hot Rod Duncan: legend in his time
+Hot Rod Duncan legend in time.
-Hot Rod Duncan reasond with a rhyme
+Hot Rod Duncan reason with a rhyme.
-(They adopted a dog named Cloister)
+The girl and he began to see
+a gleeful galaxy.
+They were so happy, he phoned his pappy
+and the rest is history.
-The he and she would guarantee
+(Banjo. Banjo. Banjo, Banjo.)
-a gleeful galaxy
+(It's a silent banjo but you can hear it if you hear silent instruments, yeah.)
-They were so happy he phoned her pappy
+(Solo!)
-and the rest is history
+[Humming]
+Yeah, the rest is his-tor-y.
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