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 You have beaten Shia LaBeouf.
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-=== EXTENDED LYRICS FOR 'SHIA LABEOUF LIVE' ===
+===Live Lyrics Continuation===
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 Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise!
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 You fall to your knees and catch your breath.
 You are finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.
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+===Padma Lakshmi Lyrics===
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+You're walking in the woods
+There's no one around and your phone is dead
+Out of the corner of your eye you spot her
+Padma Lakshmi
+She's following you, about 30 feet back
+She moves like a puma, nimble and quick
+She's gaining on you
+Padma Lakshmi
+You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
+She's almost upon you now and you can see there's something in her hand
+My god, that's a meat cleaver!
+Running for your life from Padma Lakshmi
+Brandishing a knife, it's Padma Lakshmi
+Lurking in the shadows
+Beautiful elegant Padma Lakshmi
+Hiding in the woods (Padma Lakshmi)
+Hunting for sport (Padma Lakshmi)
+By day, host on your TV screen
+By night, cold-blooded killing machine
+She stops and fires a flare gun
+You realize Padma's not hunting alone
+The others quickly find you
+It's a veritable who's who of TV stars, and you think,
+"What the hell is this, some kind of secret celebrity killing club?"
+Yes.
+Fighting for your life with the cast of Suits
+All 12 Monkeys are in cahoots
+You're dodging their attacks and landing blows
+Defending yourself from your favorite shows
+Barrel into Kim Kardashian West
+You impale her with a branch to the chest
+Blocking your path, there's a man with a cannon
+That man's name: Nicholas Cannon
+You're surrounded. You beg for mercy, but Lakshmi laughs
+She says, "My dear boy, we've only just begun"
+Then Todd Chrisley drops from a tree
+He's got you in a headlock but you break free
+Ahh! Real Housewives everywhere!
+Flipping over tables that aren't even there
+Knife Fight with Ilan Hall
+It's not just a show coming out this fall
+Syfy's Ian Ziering is nearing
+Naked except for a shark tooth earing
+You come to a cliff, there's water below
+Could you survive? You don't really know
+You're jumping off the edge now
+You have just been hunted on our new cable show
+You land safely in the river and float downstream
+Congratulations, you've just survived Celebrity Manhunt coming to Tuesday nights this fall
+Only on NBCU Cable Entertainment!
+We've got an all-star cast made of household names
+Think Housewives meets Hunger Games
+Premium content for every screen
+From the starting bell to the final scene
+Yes, some contestants may die
+It's a small price to pay for a big KPI
+Get ready for ratings, it's in the bag
+We're so sure it's a hit that we've printed up swag
+Upfront season is ending today
+Lockdown is nearing, it's moments away
+Take out your checkbook, take out your pen
+Let the purchasing frenzy for this one begin!
+Just one more important announcement
+We'll be having an open casting call for contestants
+If you're interested...
+Please speak with John Cena, at the post party
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