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Lemons and Pears

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Lemons and Pears
Lemons&pears.jpeg
Written by Andrew Horowitz
Appears on sketches, sketches 3d
Sung by Andrew Horowitz
Duration 3:24
Genre Indie
Language English

lemons and pears is a song by Andrew Horowitz.

It was originally written for Toy Orchestra, a side project/affiliate band of Tally Hall during their time at the University of Michigan.[1] It would later make its way to Andrew's album sketches, released under the moniker of edu.

A re-mixed and mastered version of Lemons and Pears was released as a single to Spotify on Saturday 22nd of June 2019, ahead of the release of sketches 3d.[2]


Lyrics

I asked "Lemon, please get off my mind"
She said "I can't do that, I'm confined"
I said "I think it's unfair that you can't breathe.
Please be nice, pretend it's Christmas Eve"

You've been stuck here since Forember
Can't you just remember 
How to go?

She said "I'm really sorry, it's not me
Can't you tell this to your diary?
Listen, I've moved on, I've met a boy named Pear
He's the sweetest, multi-pear-ionaire"

You've been stuck here since Forember
Can't you just remember 
How to go?

No. It's impossible
No. It's unfeasible
No. It's improbable
No. It's un-grapes-able

Next time that I think of you, I'll say
"I hope you'll have a really rotten day"
Then you'll say "I'm sorry, I was wrong
You and me will always have your song, and get along"

You've been stuck here since Forember
Can't you just remember
How to go?

No. It's impossible
No. It's unfeasible
No. It's improbable
No. It's im-peach-able

Toy Orchestra Version Lyrics

She said "I'm real sorry, it's not me
Can't you tell this to your diary?
Listen, I've moved on, I've met a boy named Pear
He's the sweetest, multi-millionaire"

You've been stuck here since Forember
Can't you just remember 
How to go?

No. It's impossible
No. It's unfeasible
No. It's improbable
No. It's unfeasible

Next time that I think of you, I'll say
"I hope you have a really rotten day"
Then you'll say "I'm sorry, I was wrong
You and me will always have a song, and get along"

You've been stuck here since Forember
Can't you just remember
How to go?

No. It's impossible
No. It's unfeasible
No. It's improbable
No. It's unfeasible

Tabs/Chords

C                                  D7
I asked Lemon "Please get off my mind"
F                                    C
She said "I can't do that, I'm confined"
C                                             C7
I said "I think it's unfair that you can't leave.
F                                        C
Please be nice, pretend it's Christmas Eve"

Em           F               Em
You've been stuck here since Forember
F              Bb7/Ab
Can't you just remember
F      G
How to go?

C                                  D7
She said "I'm real sorry, it's not me
F                               C
Can't you tell this to your diary
C                                             C7
Listen, I've moved on, I've met a boy named Pear
F                                C
He's the sweetest, multi-pear-ionaire"

Em           F               Em
You've been stuck here since Forember
F              Bb7/Ab
Can't you just remember
F      G
How to go?

C
No. It's impossible.
Am6
No. It's infeasible.
Dm
No. It's improbable.
Fm                       G F
No. It's im-grapes-able.

C                                   D7
Next time that I think of you I'll say
   F                                  C
"I hope you'll have a really rotten day."
C                                  C7
Then you'll say "I'm sorry, I was wrong.
F                                 C
You and me we'll always have your song, and get along"

Em           F               Em
You've been stuck here since Forember
F              Bb7/Ab
Can't you just remember
F      G
How to go?

C
No. It's impossible.
Am6
No. It's infeasible.
Dm
No. It's improbable.
Fm                      G F
No. It's im-peach-able.

References