Lyrics:Welcome Basket Boys
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THE SNOOCH: So, Richie-baby, you says you was a congressman on the outside? RICHARD: Yup 33rd District of New York It was gerrymandered just for me and I (sigh) Well, I screwed it up GIZMO: No, don't say that, my sweet principe You just didn't play by their rules BURT: That's right You made your own rules and followed them to the strictest letter of your law THE SNOOCH: And just because your laws happened to be in conflict with the law set forth by society All of a sudden you're a criminal? Yeah, right RICHARD: I never really thought of it that way THE SNOOCH: Stick with us and you're not going to be doing too much thinking at all RICHARD: I was looking through the welcome basket and I noticed a Winnimere spread, Panda Jerkey, and a bottle of Moet-Chandon, but no rule book GIZMO: That's because there are no rules... ufficialmente BURT: That's right But this place is full of Unofficial-mente rules