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Welcome back to the program, everyone! As always, I'm your host:
(Cornelius!!)
Cornelius Vanderock!
(Vanderock!)

This guy is actually a prisoner here! They gave him his own show! He kinda owns the joint.
That's... *gulp* good to know.
This is a VERY special episode of our show because an OLD friend has joined the community. (oooh) Someone I haven't seen in MANY years and I'm DESPERATE to reconnect with VERY soon... Here's a little ditty i've written! Just for you, congressmen! (awww)