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And a dash of espionage | And a dash of espionage | ||
Skipping bail, tampered mail, forging sales | Skipping bail, tampered mail, forging sales | ||
If it’s not too much trouble | If it’s not too much trouble... | ||
You’re going to jail | You’re going to jail! | ||
Wait, but, I thought we, ya know, “donated” our way out of this? | Wait, but, I thought we, ya know, “donated” our way out of this? | ||
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Crooked scales (The gavel goes cha-ching) | Crooked scales (The gavel goes cha-ching) | ||
Justice fails (Check out her diamond ring) | Justice fails (Check out her diamond ring) | ||
If it’s not too much trouble | If it’s not too much trouble... | ||
You’re going to jail | You’re going to jail! | ||
Peter, you’re my lawyer | Peter, you’re my lawyer! | ||
You were in charge of the bribes, fix this | You were in charge of the bribes, fix this!! | ||
Fortunately, my duty is complete | Fortunately, my duty is complete | ||
And it’s time for me to move on (Wait, what?) | And it’s time for me to move on (Wait, what!?) | ||
You have radioactive levels of heat | You have radioactive levels of heat | ||
And you are not made of teflon | And you are not made of teflon | ||
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I’m avail (For a new customer) | I’m avail (For a new customer) | ||
To hook another whale (He’s a real bloodsucker) | To hook another whale (He’s a real bloodsucker) | ||
If it’s not too much trouble | If it’s not too much trouble... | ||
You’re going to jail | You’re going to jail! | ||
I’m pretty annoyed that my life is destroyed | I’m pretty annoyed that my life is destroyed | ||
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Truth unveiled (Egg all up on your face) | Truth unveiled (Egg all up on your face) | ||
Life derailed (A national disgrace) | Life derailed (A national disgrace) | ||
I’m in so much trouble | I’m in so much trouble... | ||
I’m going to jail, jail | I’m going to jail, jail!!! | ||
You are hereby sentenced to 87 days in a junior executive suite at the White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa | You are hereby sentenced to 87 days in a junior executive suite at the White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa | ||
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The White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa? | The White Eagle Luxury Correctional Facility and Spa? | ||
That’s where Cornelius Vanderock is locked up | That’s where Cornelius Vanderock is locked up!.. | ||
I’m doomed | I’m doomed... | ||
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