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==Lyrics== | |||
<pre> | |||
THE SNOOCH: | |||
Richie, baby, | |||
I'm reality show superstar The Snooch | |||
And these are our quad mates | |||
Fashion designer Gizmo Guccini and music festival producer Burt Bonnaroo | |||
BURT: | |||
Let me get your bags | |||
GIZMO: | |||
Welcome home | |||
Membro del congresso | |||
THE SNOOCH: | |||
Fear not, Prisoner newb | |||
The needy and poor won't bother you anymore | |||
Fret not, inmate 202 | |||
These hollowed halls house elite criminals | |||
On the outside, I was a TV star | |||
(GIZMO: Then the IRS checked Myanmar) | |||
I had 26 accounts offshore | |||
Maybe a few million took a detour | |||
Now my branding deals are "Force Majeure" | |||
Oh well, now I'm in jail | |||
(GIZMO: Bellissimo) | |||
There's a tiki bar | |||
(GIZMO: It's awesome) | |||
And I make a mean kona cocktail | |||
Oh boy, now I'm in jail | |||
(GIZMO: Do I taste passion fruit?) | |||
I'm still a big star | |||
And I still eat caviar | |||
BURT: | |||
I ran a festival that scammed a few | |||
(GIZMO: I bribed a coach at a Big U) | |||
Apparently fraudulence will get you time | |||
(GIZMO: And loving your children is a crime) | |||
Now I can't afford to buy celebrity friends | |||
(GIZMO: My kids go to city college in a Benz) | |||
The goal is to keep our holes protected | |||
ALL: | |||
Thank god we got the judge elected | |||
This is where you go when you're well connected | |||
Oh boy, now we're in jail | |||
So light a cigar | |||
It's basically a mixer for Yale | |||
Oh boy, welcome to jail | |||
Write a memoir | |||
And sell it | |||
The accommodations have been perfected | |||
This is what you get when you're well connected | |||
RICHARD: | |||
Okay, I guess this is jail | |||
A little bizarre | |||
It feels like black-tie for blackmail | |||
I guess this is jail | |||
(bell rings) | |||
There's a trolley car | |||
Amazing | |||
This is much better than expected | |||
This is what you get when you're well connected | |||
THE SNOOCH: | |||
Kona cocktail? | |||
RICHARD: | |||
Uh, sure | |||
(sips) | |||
Outstanding | |||
</pre> | |||