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| ==Lyrics==
| | {{Lyrics:The Bidding}} |
| <pre>
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| The Bidding | |
| Joe Hawley
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| I've been sleeping in a cardboard box
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| Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
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| And even though I know I haven't got a lot
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| I try to give you love until the day you drop
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| I've been training like a Pavlov dog
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| Let my independence out to take a hike
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| All you got to do is activate my bell
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| And I'll fetch you anything you like
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| Going once! Going twice!
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| Every man here has a price!
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| Over where? Over there!
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| Sold! To not a single lady in here
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| I've been in like a thousand times
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| Dated every woman in the atmosphere
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| I've been to every continent
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| Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
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| And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
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| Just remember not to love me when I disappear
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| I graduated at the top
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| I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
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| So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
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| Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
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| Going once! Going Twice!
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| Won't these gentlemen suffice?
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| Any here? Any there?
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| Any motions any where?
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| Going twice! Going thrice!
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| Guess this means we'll go four times a lady
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| I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need
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| You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around)
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| And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need
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| Don't worry I will never let you down, let you down
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| Don't worry I will never let you down
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| So many ladies are wanting for mates
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| And the prospect are good but the date's never great.
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| Over here! Over there! Over where? Anywhere!
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| They're too busy with winning the bidding to care
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| And he's
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| Sold
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| ==Tabs/Chords/Whatever?== | | ==Tabs/Chords/Whatever?== |
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