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==Lyrics== | ==Demo Lyrics== | ||
<pre> | <pre> | ||
In | In a ramblin' van lived a banjo man | ||
and his name was Hot Rod Duncan | and his name was Hot Rod Duncan. | ||
He didn't know why they called him that | He didn't know why they called him that | ||
but he just went along with it | but he just went along with it. | ||
Hot Rod Duncan always felt ashamed | Hot Rod Duncan always felt ashamed. | ||
Hot Rod Duncan | Hot Rod Duncan di'n't know his real name. | ||
(Poor Hot Rod) | (Poor Hot Rod...) | ||
Now Hot Rod had a | Now, Hot Rod had a brilliant dad | ||
who | who knew the banjo business. | ||
The instrument was relevant | The instrument was relevant | ||
as long as it | as long as it looked the part. | ||
Hot Rod Duncan di'n't know how to string it | Hot Rod Duncan di'n't know how to string it. | ||
Hot Rod Duncan opted | Hot Rod Duncan just opted to wing it. | ||
Soon Hot Rod was the best because he travelled well and wise. | |||
The van was actually an electric spaceship in disguise. | |||
Hot Rod Duncan hail'd from the Appalachians. | |||
Hot Rod Duncan transcend'd other nations. | |||
(Yeeeeee haw.) | |||
( | (Go Hot Rod! Take it, Hot Rod.) | ||
('S wrong, can't take it? Gotta learn how to string up that banjo. I'll tell you what...) | |||
One time he took his banjo to | |||
the planet Jupiter. | |||
Among the rife intelligent life | |||
he managed to locate her. | |||
Hot Rod Duncan found a un-a-corn | |||
Hot Rod Duncan viewed his share of porn. | |||
(He was lonely all in that spaceship band.) | |||
Eventually he | Eventually, he began to see | ||
the banjo was his friend | the banjo was his friend. | ||
The spacy lady with a sexy Sadie | |||
who learned him how to end. | |||
Hot Rod Duncan strung that banjo well | Hot Rod Duncan strung that banjo well. | ||
Hot Rod Duncan played it purty swell | Hot Rod Duncan played it 'purty swell. | ||
( | (They adopted a dog named Cloister!) | ||
When Hot Rod came to know his name | When Hot Rod came to know his name, | ||
he returned to planet Earth | he returned to planet Earth. | ||
And this is where, by just a hair, | |||
he finally | he finally gleaned his worth. | ||
Hot Rod Duncan | Hot Rod Duncan legend in time. | ||
Hot Rod Duncan | Hot Rod Duncan reason with a rhyme. | ||
The girl and he began to see | |||
a gleeful galaxy. | |||
They were so happy, he phoned his pappy | |||
and the rest is history. | |||
(Banjo. Banjo. Banjo, Banjo.) | |||
a | (It's a silent banjo but you can hear it if you hear silent instruments, yeah.) | ||
(Solo!) | |||
[Humming] | |||
Yeah, the rest is his-tor-y. | |||
</pre> | </pre> | ||