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Hank ( | Hank (Joe) receives a speeding ticket on the way to Bell's Pizza, where he is set to reunite with his former girlfriend, Chelsea (Elizabeth Hoyt) a year after their separation. Upon arriving, Hank sits with Chelsea and after some icebreaking, asks about her grandfather, who has been sick. Chelsea says that her grandfather died that morning and wishes she could have spoken to him before his death. | ||
After some awkward banter surrounding themes of death, Chelsea asks Hank if he wants to know about a cardboard box that has been sitting on the table. Hank asks what's inside, and Chelsea procures a black bundle and informs Hank that it is her newborn baby, Fabian, and that Hank is the father. Hank expresses that he doesn't want a baby and that he wants to go to grad school instead. Chelsea, ignoring his complaints and protests, coos that Fabian was born yesterday evening, at exactly 5:29 PM, and that Hank has to come with them to the pool since it's Family Day. Hank says he doesn't know how to swim, and Chelsea responds by saying, "Your father should have taught you when ''you'' were a baby!" and hands Fabian to him. Seconds later, Fabian farts in Hank's face. Hank drives them all to the pool as Chelsea smokes in the passenger seat and Fabian cries as he has been placed upon a stack of textbooks in the back. | After some awkward banter surrounding themes of death, Chelsea asks Hank if he wants to know about a cardboard box that has been sitting on the table. Hank asks what's inside, and Chelsea procures a black bundle and informs Hank that it is her newborn baby, Fabian, and that Hank is the father. Hank expresses that he doesn't want a baby and that he wants to go to grad school instead. Chelsea, ignoring his complaints and protests, coos that Fabian was born yesterday evening, at exactly 5:29 PM, and that Hank has to come with them to the pool since it's Family Day. Hank says he doesn't know how to swim, and Chelsea responds by saying, "Your father should have taught you when ''you'' were a baby!" and hands Fabian to him. Seconds later, Fabian farts in Hank's face. Hank drives them all to the pool as Chelsea smokes in the passenger seat and Fabian cries as he has been placed upon a stack of textbooks in the back. | ||