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===Padma Lakshmi Lyrics=== | |||
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You're walking in the woods | |||
There's no one around and your phone is dead | |||
Out of the corner of your eye you spot her | |||
Padma Lakshmi | |||
She's following you, about 30 feet back | |||
She moves like a puma, nimble and quick | |||
She's gaining on you | |||
Padma Lakshmi | |||
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around | |||
She's almost upon you now and you can see there's something in her hand | |||
My god, that's a meat cleaver! | |||
Running for your life from Padma Lakshmi | |||
Brandishing a knife, it's Padma Lakshmi | |||
Lurking in the shadows | |||
Beautiful elegant Padma Lakshmi | |||
Hiding in the woods (Padma Lakshmi) | |||
Hunting for sport (Padma Lakshmi) | |||
By day, host on your TV screen | |||
By night, cold-blooded killing machine | |||
She stops and fires a flare gun | |||
You realize Padma's not hunting alone | |||
The others quickly find you | |||
It's a veritable who's who of TV stars, and you think, | |||
"What the hell is this, some kind of secret celebrity killing club?" | |||
Yes. | |||
Fighting for your life with the cast of Suits | |||
All 12 Monkeys are in cahoots | |||
You're dodging their attacks and landing blows | |||
Defending yourself from your favorite shows | |||
Barrel into Kim Kardashian West | |||
You impale her with a branch to the chest | |||
Blocking your path, there's a man with a cannon | |||
That man's name: Nicholas Cannon | |||
You're surrounded. You beg for mercy, but Lakshmi laughs | |||
She says, "My dear boy, we've only just begun" | |||
Then Todd Chrisley drops from a tree | |||
He's got you in a headlock but you break free | |||
Ahh! Real Housewives everywhere! | |||
Flipping over tables that aren't even there | |||
Knife Fight with Ilan Hall | |||
It's not just a show coming out this fall | |||
Syfy's Ian Ziering is nearing | |||
Naked except for a shark tooth earing | |||
You come to a cliff, there's water below | |||
Could you survive? You don't really know | |||
You're jumping off the edge now | |||
You have just been hunted on our new cable show | |||
You land safely in the river and float downstream | |||
Congratulations, you've just survived Celebrity Manhunt coming to Tuesday nights this fall | |||
Only on NBCU Cable Entertainment! | |||
We've got an all-star cast made of household names | |||
Think Housewives meets Hunger Games | |||
Premium content for every screen | |||
From the starting bell to the final scene | |||
Yes, some contestants may die | |||
It's a small price to pay for a big KPI | |||
Get ready for ratings, it's in the bag | |||
We're so sure it's a hit that we've printed up swag | |||
Upfront season is ending today | |||
Lockdown is nearing, it's moments away | |||
Take out your checkbook, take out your pen | |||
Let the purchasing frenzy for this one begin! | |||
Just one more important announcement | |||
We'll be having an open casting call for contestants | |||
If you're interested... | |||
Please speak with John Cena, at the post party | |||
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