Lyrics:White Collar Code

Lyrics

BURT:
(Doo-Wop, White Collar Code)
(Doo-Wop, White Collar Code)

(Doo-Wop, White Collar Code)
You better watch out
(Doo-Wop, White Collar Code)
A faux pas gets you tossed right in the hole
(Doo-Wop, White Collar Code)
Uncouth is a big no-no

Fork on the right
(Hell no)
Chopsticks in rice
(Hell no)
Louis on ice
(Hell no)
You better wash your hands
(THE SNOOCH: Try the oat milk bar soap)

You better checkout
The library is on the honor code
Librarians work pro-bono

Bending the spine
(Hell no)
Steal Gertrude Stein
(Hell no)
Ruin story lines
(Hell no)
We've got the game
(GIZMO: In first edition)

Baby, ya gotta get yourself some gouda
Fancy cheese is traded, just look, moolah
Baby, ya gotta get yourself burrata, 
and feta

A cheese crate from William Sonoma
That's the White Collar Code

(Doo-Wop, White Collar Code)
Yeah, the White Collar Code
(Doo-Wop, White Collar Code)

GIZMO:
Hidden in the walls are secret rooms
With stolen art and missing tombs
Push on a brick and walk downstairs
See missing Van Goghs stashed down there

(Can't wait for you to see'em)
(Used to belong to museums)

Crime pays for a few
(For a few)
Like me and you
(in cell block 2)

Baby, ya got to do yourself a favor
Get yourself a multipurpose razor
Baby, ya gotta shave the flavor savor,
It's safer

Smooth faces, they will keep in good favor
That's the White Collar Code

BACKGROUND VOCALS:
Code has been passed from generations
(RICHARD: Crime always pays for rich men)
It's a proud tradition... of our nation
(RICHARD: Crime always pays for rich men) 
Pampering the wealthy is an expectation
Part of our foundation

This is how it works in

ALL:
THE U-S-A-M-E-R-I-CA

RICHARD:
Pillow fight

THE SNOOCH:
Oh, we're doing a pillow fight?

RICHARD:
Try to catch me

THE SNOOCH:
Okay, Okay

GIZMO:
Oooo, I haven't been touched like this since Milan

RICHARD:
Stop it you guys, stop it

THE SNOOCH:
It's raining feathers

RICHARD:
Oh my goodness, you're my best friends

BURT and GIZMO:
Maybe it's time we start a prison party
(BURT: Prison Party)
Do donuts in the yard with a Ferrari
(GIZMO: Vroom, Vroom farrari)
The code was made to never say you're sorry
Not sorry
(GIZMO: Not sorry)
We're making it rain cheddar and Havarti

BURT:
That's the White Collar Code
Oooo,the White Collar Code
''White Collar Code''