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SPOKESMAN:
I'm not selling anything
(Nothing)
I don't have a product
(Giggle, Giggle, Giggle)
I'm simply here to tell you everything's going to be okay
(Everything's going to be okay)
Whatever you've done,
whatever harm you've caused to yourself or others,
there is a light at the end of this journey
(Go to the light)
I'm not pushing religion
I have no cures
I have no answers
I'm just telling you everything's going to be okay
RICHARD:
Aww, that's really sweet
THE SNOOCH:
Yeah, it's nice to see good people just sending postive messages
SPOKESMAN:
Now please send me a check for $50,000 to the address on the screen, right now
(Send us the money)
Again, I'm not selling anything
I'm not a guru
I'm just a regular guy
And I want $50,000
No strings attached
No expectations
You'll never see this money again
RICHARD:
Huh
THE SNOOCH:
Yeah, Yeah
It really took a turn
I think I'm gonna send it
RICHARD:
Yeah
Me too