Lyrics:Daughter Friend Finder
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SPOKESWOMAN: So your daughter finally turned 18 and you want to f*ck her friends That's totally natural and not predatory at all But good luck convincing your judgy daughter that her friends are fair game Well, now you don't have to thanks to Daughter Friend Finder It's the only dating app that connects 50 year old fathers with their daughter's very hot newly legal friends It works like this... What am I saying? You don't care how it works You're busy and drunk and probably have trace amounts of cocaine in your system You just want results and we're providing them DaughterFriendFinder.com You get the idea RICHARD: That was information that I now have and will store away for the next... 9 years? THE SNOOCH: Yeah, you really don't want to jump the gun on that product