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Lyrics:First Night Away

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Lyrics

RICHARD:
It's a lonely night
What is my life?
Miss my mistress, of course
Also, my wife

Will my daughters forget
That one time I showed them love?
Is my secret teenage son still upset?
He was disposed of?

Well, maybe that's all gone
I've become a black swan
It's time for a moving on

I think I've finally found my mecca
I can scorch my old life and watch it burn
No wife. No kids. No bills. No more errara.
America's greatness is not my concern

This is my new life

Just need to kill Cornelius
Then I'll be the boss
Wearing the crown
Flaunting all kinds of gloss

My changes will be, so strong
I'll right the aesthetic wrongs

Crown molding wall to wall
Open up a dancing hall
Lapels on jumpsuits so they're not banal

So much in store
Excess galore
Gonna re-sod tennis courts

Let the grass grow in the sun
Just like wimbledon
Get Boris Becker transferred from his cell in London

We'll de-duck the Big Lakes
Add jet skies with no brakes
Wear speedos made of snakes
And drink morphine milkshakes

My new life is the best
Greatest conquest
#ImBlessed

Gonna pop an ambien now
So I can finally rest