Lyrics:Show Me Your Resume
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(gasp) PERRY: Okay, if that's how it's going to be Y'all better peel out that moleskin Hope you got your resume handy, cuase that's how we settle butter beef in the cafeteria Linkedin bout to see a fire storm We light the ma'fucking long form I'm talking CV so you can see me and all my curriculum vitae Hit me with that beat Bobby Brandies Start it up with education Harvard for under graduation Warton grad matriculation I'm dripping with accreditation Intern at CAA Summa Cum Laude You know I swam up in the NC-Cluckin-AA Medals like Lochte If you needed a breast stroked, you find me chillin at the porcelain club Staffer for Georgy Dub, an olympic sub Angel for GrubHub Passive Income VP at Saudi Aramco EVP at KFC then PepsiCo From there it's all CFO and CEO Stacking up on these letters Like a rich man does Tic Tak Toe We in the special skills Expert at counting bills A true philanthropist I walk-a-thon the best These legs are stretching out wide and still quite nimble I'm flexin' like a single letter stock ticker symbol Oooooooooooooo (The whole room goes crazy) M-m-m-m-m-m-murder You're up, Fish RICHARD: Oh, wow Okay Okay, here we go Uh Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I am actually, just going to give you the butter You're a lot better at this than me Okay, Bon appetit