Lyrics:Pre-Sorry
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SPOKESWOMAN: Are you tired of apologising to... you know, it's like enough, right? Well, don't worry, we have a bulletproof system where you'll never have to apologise again It's called Pre-Sorry Using our sophisticated Pre-Sorry software We'll make tax deductible donations to groups you'll probably offend in the future Deflecting claims has never been so easy Offensive tweet? No problem We've been donating to that group for years Ambien group email? It's fine You have a paper trail of financial kindness to back up your character Just straight up saying something awful live on camera? Who cares? Your name's on a rec centre for a reason Our packages cover you for incidents with all groups including Them, Those ones, People who Don't Belong Here, That Obvious Group, and of course, The Ones I Don't Understand It's like, be the way I want you to be already So don't wait for speaking your mind to affect your life Get ahead of it Pre-Sorry: You never have to apologise again BURT: That product is great I sponsor a youth baseball league, and now I can say anything I want about people from the Caribbean, especially kids